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Rank the four pillars

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:15:23 No.12890880 View View Reply Original Report

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MJF
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>Former AEW World Champion
>Former Ring of Honour Tag Team Champion
>Longest reigning AEW World Champion
>Seven time pay per view main eventer
>Headlined Wembley Stadium
>Beat CM Punk twice in one night
>Beat Cody Rhodes, Hangman Page, Kenny Omega, Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson, and Chris Jericho
>Beat all other pillars
>Banging Alicia Atout

Darby Allin
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>Two time TNT Champion
>One time pay per view main eventer
>Wrestled CM Punk in his first match in seven years
>Beat Cody Rhodes
>Was married to Gigi Dolan

Jack Perry
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>One time AEW Tag Team Champion
>One time FTW Champion
>Ran CM Punk out of AEW
>Banging Anna Jay

Sammy Guevara
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>Three time TNT Champion
>One time interim TNT Champion
>Two time pay per view main eventer
>Former AAA Cruiserweight Champion
>Former AAA Mixed Tag Team Champion
>Married to Tay Melo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:17:27 No.12890894 Report

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>>12890880
Reminder : Liking ass makes you a faggot from an objective prespective

I didn't make the rules, don't seethe at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:19:21 No.12890905 Report

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Reminder : Liking ass makes you a faggot from an objective perspective

I didn't make the rules, don't seethe at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:21:06 No.12890916 Report

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>>12890905
t. Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:21:51 No.12890922 Report

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>>12890880
>Lil Nigga
>Sammy
>MRF
Power gap
>Jungle Cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:23:03 No.12890927 Report

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>>12890880
MJF >>> Darby >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jungle Jack > Sammy

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:23:14 No.12890932 Report

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>>12890905
you think somebody cares? nobody is 100% homo or 100% hetero so your point does not make much sense.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:23:24 No.12890934 Report

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MJF is clearly the most successful but Sammy and Jack are banging the hottest girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:24:42 No.12890940 Report

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>>12890905
dangerously low test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:24:57 No.12890943 Report

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>>12890905
Because men have asses too? I guess if you like eyes, nose, smile, feet, etc. you're gay too since men have those. Only REAL STRAIGHT BROS like looking at pussy and NOTHING ELSE because otherwise they might be GAY AF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:25:10 No.12890945 Report

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>>12890905
>liking asses is gay because guys also have asses
Do you just jack off to high-res, faceless close ups of vaginas then? Do you think that's healthy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:29:03 No.12890962 Report

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>>12890880
PUTA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:29:11 No.12890963 Report

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>>12890932
You postmodern fags love assuming everyone is mentally ill like you. To quote my /pw/ hero:
>OH I'M NO QUEER

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:29:24 No.12890965 Report

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>mjf
Antidraw channel turner. Won't watch anything with him and kinda hope that he gets run over by a truck.
>jungle boy
Carried by his theme. Wouldn't even have a job if they didn't accidentally make him one of the meme pillars.
>darby
Terrible finisher and too short to be taken seriously but "Sting's gay midget sidekick" is still an incredibly baffling gimmick. At the moment unwatchable because of the gimmick.
>the spic midget
Unironically can't tell him apart from the five other identical spic midgets and don't remember which one of them this is supposed to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:31:06 No.12890978 Report

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>>12890963
>fragile masculinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:31:57 No.12890987 Report

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>>12890880
>MJF
Would've been a solid 7/10 but took his face turn way too far and clowned himself. Has fallen to 4/10.
>Darby
7/10. Would be higher but he's dragged down by AEW's shitty booking and storytelling.
>Jack Perry
0/10. Why he thought it was a good idea to antagonize AEW's top draw is a mystery. Now the whole company is paying for it.
>Sammy Guevara
-10/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:32:49 No.12890995 Report

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>>12890978
If my masculinity is fragile, I'll break off a piece of it to sodomize you with you fucking faggot. Still not gay though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:33:05 No.12890999 Report

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>>12890880
Kawada
Kobashi
Misawa
Taue (absolutely not a distant 4th despite what some people say)
the only interesting one of the AEW twinks is Darby, but he's great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:33:26 No.12891003 Report

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>>12890978
>you have no desire to touch a man, so you're insecure in your sexuality
The mental gymnastics you types go through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:34:03 No.12891009 Report

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>>12890880
Tomys order

Mjf
Jungle jack
Powergap

Sammy
Then darby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:34:13 No.12891010 Report

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>>12890995
Got into your head didn't I? Still trying to convince yourself and others you're not a queer? Is there any other excuse for you to judge other people for liking ASSES. Closet homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:34:16 No.12891011 Report

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>>12890932
speak for yourself, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:35:28 No.12891021 Report

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>MJF
He's still ahead of the other three despite tanking his reputation with his face run
>Darby
Still solid despite not really doing anything except random tag matches with Sting
>Jungle Goy
There's a chance Tony will just let his contract expire for running Phil off to WWE. He could still be brought back in a heel spot with Anna Jay.
>Sammy
Sammy is a shit babyface and has swapped back and forth between heel and face so much that nobody gives a shit about him anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:36:15 No.12891028 Report

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>>12890905
rare micropenis moment

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:36:41 No.12891031 Report

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>>12891028
Micropenis moments are actually fairly common on /pw/

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:39:20 No.12891060 Report

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>>12890905
Male and female asses are not the same, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:41:25 No.12891074 Report

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>>12890880
>major jewish faggot
Was pretty based until he exposed himself with his title reign. 6/10
>lil nigga
Unbelievably based, too bad he jobs every chance he gets. Realistically should’ve beat MJF for the belt at some point. 7/10, could be 9 if he was still banging gigi
>Jungle Goy
Was 4/10, had some pretty based moments as a heel so 6/10 but apparently got kwabbed by cm phil so 5/10
>Sammy
Bland, I remember some funny shit during Jerichos reign but he literally cannot go anywhere without Chris no matter how hard they try. 5/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:58:30 No.12891213 Report

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>>12890880
Call me old fashioned but I couldn't date a woman who flaunts their ass and titties on the internet
I'd bang her senseless though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 16:59:46 No.12891225 Report

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>>12891009
Only correct one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 17:04:47 No.12891257 Report

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>the jannetty of the pillars had no interactions with punk
huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 17:05:31 No.12891264 Report

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>>12891257
Darby is the jannetty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 17:09:55 No.12891303 Report

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>>12890905
>Reminder : Liking ass makes you a faggot from an objective perspective
Men are hardwired to find ass cheeks attractive because men from the past were constantly fucking women doggy style, so all we saw was an ass bouncing around. As women evolved their ass became a strong erogenous zone and that's why you see women touch their own ass when they're horny.

Your opinion is that of a virgin who has never seen a woman flirt with their ass to grab your attention, they do it consciously and subconsciously because they know what real men want to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 17:12:34 No.12891319 Report

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>>12890905
>I didn't make the rules
you just literally made up this gay rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 17:13:48 No.12891333 Report

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>>12890905
Based baiter

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