>Wrestling has only one royal family
>SAMOAN CUM, IN MY HOLE
>ALL THE WAY DOWN THE CARD I GO
>DO IT ALL 'CAUSE I FAILED TO FILL SEATS
>ROCKY'S HERE
>RAW'S RATINGS LOW
>MY FATE IS TO OPEN THE SHOW
>CURTAIN JERKING FOR THE REAL DRAWS
>WOOOOAH
>AND MY FATHER SAID
>WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
>"YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH"
>DWAYNE TOOK IT ALL AWAY HE TOOK IT ALL AWAY
>MY MAIN EVENT SPOT
>AND NOW I BEG THE GAME FOR MIDCARD TITLE REIGNS
>I AM A FAGGOT
>NOW I BOW TO HIM
>HE TOOK MY DREAMS 'CAUSE I CAN'T DRAW
>I'LL CURTAINJERK UNTIL THE END
>MY WIFE'S A NIGGER