>>12911595With a roar that echoed through the arena, they both whipped out their penises and began to wave them in the air. The crowd erupted into a frenzy, cheering and applauding at the spirited display of phallic one-upmanship.
The crowd, caught up in the euphoria of the moment, joined in, forming a circle around the two men and chanting "Swing! Swing! Swing!" Like a pair of drunken dervishes, Nash and Cornette spun and twirled, their penises a blur of flesh and veins as they vied for dominance. The promoter, unable to contain his excitement, even joined in, waving his own, admittedly smaller, member in the air.
But it was Jim Cornette who ultimately emerged victorious. With one final, mighty thrust, he thrust his penis forward, accidentally driving deep into the promoter's gaping mouth. The crowd exploded in cheers as Cornette stepped back confused, but triumphant, his penis still embedded in the promoter's mouth. Tony Schiavone, looked on in horror, his face a mask of disbelief and disgust. But even he couldn't deny the raw power and energy that was coursing through the arena at that moment. As Cornette slowly withdrew his penis from the promoter's mouth, the crowd chanted "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!" in a show of support for their new champion.
Kahn, still reeling from the experience, stumbled over to the microphone and announced that from now on, Jim Cornette would be known as the "Big Daddy of All Belts" - a title that seemed all the more fitting in the wake of his victory. As Cornette raised his newly christened belt above his head, the crowd roared their approval, drowning out the faint whimpers of the promoter. It was a night that none of them would ever forget, a night when the line between wrestling and reality had been irrevocably blurred, and when the biggest dick in the room had won not just a championship, but the hearts of the fans as well.
