Oi dar, ya randoom anon...
Word on deh street is yeh went uh-head and pre ordered mah new book. If oi ed knewn oid be signin it far someone as rugged and handsome as you oid leave a little sometin else on dah inside cover if you know what oy mean...
>grabs balls
So dats what it feels like tah have a big girtee one in me hands... moy husbands micropenis is a bit laughable to imagine satisfyin da mawn, innit?
so whatcha say you coom suck on deez toynee titties and help da mawn fuck a fawn? I'll show you who is dah irish ass licker if yeh catch mah drift
