Unfortunately it has sadly come to light that wrestler Kevin 'R' Nash was regrettably subject to a forceful sodomy situation in the steamy summer of 1992. The 10 dusky-skinned thrusting bucks identified as perps in this act of ass banditry:
1. Gregory Baer
2. Kannon Koji
3. Kai Whistler
4. Julius Leroy
4. Roger Rager
5. Elric Van Pelt
6. Daniel Arrel
6. Scott Powers
5. William Christopher Pedersen
6. Kevin Jason Zaccardelli
7. Ken George Pappas
8. Dannie Lyn Shelton
9. Stephen Francis Snook
10. Kevin Phelan
No word yet on which of these reprobates was the "sexual organ stylist" behind this disgraceful use of the walk-on curtain.
Triple H released a statement to Brett Musberger on
FoxSports.com:
"Once I was made aware of it, I handled it immediately," Triple H said. "The first thing I did was take Kevin to Kevin's family. We sat him down with his mom and dad and explained to them what had happened. I spoke with Kevin in detail and told him to be very careful because there's a lot of hard guys out there , especially in the South. You can't just wear a tank top and flip flops and expect to walk around anywhere with your guard down.
"We do have to deal with many things in the South and there are many things that could happen to you," he said. "That's just the way it is and when you're dealing with that stuff, you have to think about it differently.
"I did let him know this is a life lesson he can learn from. This isn't something that can happen and he can come back and have no issues with it, he's just got to be very careful. There's a lot of creeps out there. He understands that and he took it upon himself to tell me because he knew I had experience."