>>12964617I'd like to take Tony on a helicopter ride with the Young Bucks. We'd laugh and joke together. I'd tell Tony about how much I've enjoyed spending time with him. I'd tell him he should be proud to have such a talented duo as his EVPs and that all three of them are incredible human beings. I tell him that the Bucks have an inspiring future ahead of them. I'd thank him for a wonderful day. I'd then open then door, grab both of the cucks, and dangle them over the cabin's edge. They'd cry, scream, and beg for mercy. Oh, music to my ears. I'd tell Tony to tell his little midgets that he Meltzer gave their last match 7 stars, for it's the last time he'll ever get to do so. Tony begs to no avail. He eventually realises how steel my resolve is. 'Matt... Nick. I lo--' the little bastard croakes out before I let go of the vanilla midgets. As they fall Tony can only look on in horror as his little toys dangle and flail as they hurdle towards the earth at breakneck speed until the pair hit the rock hard ground and splatter into pure goo. I look down at the pile of mush below us and smile. I take a deep breath of pure joy and then look straight into Tony's teary eyes. Then I let go of the KWABOTY too.
