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Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:45:19 No.12973512 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12973537 >>12973547 >>12973552 >>12973592 >>12973645 >>12973659 >>12975240 >>12975544 >>12975907 >>12976039

>TURN THAT FAKE SHIT OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:48:52 No.12973537 Report

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>>12973512
I take off my shirt and run over to him and yell "OH ITS SO FAKE DADDY YESSSSS UNFF" in a high pitched voice over and over while rubbing my nipples until he gets up and hits me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:50:09 No.12973547 Report

Quoted By: >>12973655

>>12973512
Fake huh?
*Delivers a superkick to the noisy patron, breaking his jaw in the process as the rest of the bar cheers. Stands over his prone body and points at the television*
Now watch closely everyone, he calls this one the "orange punch"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:50:45 No.12973552 Report

Quoted By: >>12973564 >>12973583

>>12973512
I will put $200 of digiridoo music in the jukebox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:53:15 No.12973564 Report

Quoted By: >>12973605 >>12975319

>>12973552
I'll digeridoo you in the arse, fucken poofta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:56:01 No.12973583 Report

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>>12973552
Huge pop !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:57:50 No.12973592 Report

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>>12973512
But enough about "reality" shows

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 07:59:55 No.12973605 Report

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>>12973564
You need to calm down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 08:10:28 No.12973642 Report

Quoted By: >>12975827

>PUT BACK ON JOGGERBALL
>MY FAVORITE LUNCHTIME ROWDIES ARE PLAYING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 08:12:10 No.12973645 Report

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>>12973512
it's true i've been in a bar when people have said that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 08:16:38 No.12973655 Report

Quoted By: >>12975196 >>12975238 >>12975952

>>12973547
>Now watch closely everyone, he calls this one the "orange punch"
No establishment, outside of the vanilla unicorn, would willingly knowingly play an aew show

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 08:18:11 No.12973659 Report

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>>12973512
Huh what you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 13:40:18 No.12975196 Report

Quoted By: >>12975493

>>12973655
why is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 13:43:35 No.12975229 Report

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No joke I was in a pub and Raw was on, someone shouted something really similar.

It was so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 13:44:47 No.12975238 Report

Quoted By: >>12975493

>>12973655
My sports bar shows every WWE, AEW, and UFC show but I live in redneck country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 13:44:49 No.12975240 Report

Quoted By:

>>12973512
>TURN THAT FAKE SHIT OFF
I'd tell that subhuman to shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 13:55:15 No.12975319 Report

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>>12973564
Are you a boong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:02:40 No.12975377 Report

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>put on my yummy mandingos instead! it's the playoffs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:08:01 No.12975435 Report

Quoted By: >>12975448 >>12975928 >>12976017

this actually happened to me a long time ago
>be me
>friends with bar owners son
>we both like wrestling
>watching some indie mudshow on tv
>some middle aged man with a beer belly as big a ojama came over to us
>tells us how its fake and choreographed and nothing they do really hurts
>look at friend
>ask big hoss if he really thinks thats true
>he does and nothing could convince him otherwise
>people are starting to stare so i take advantage
>tell him if he thinks its so fake why doesnt he let me hit just one move on him and he can do the same
>laughs and agrees
>show him how to hit me with a chop
>hits me, loud smack sound followed by me trying to no sell the pain
>tough it out and tell him okay my turn
>i hit him with a chop
>he stands there for a moment blankly
>then falls on the floor convulsing
>freak out, someone calls the police
>ambulance has to stretcher him out
>after a long talk at the police station im let go without any charges
>find out a few days later he had a heart attack and died right there
i ended up moving across the country so i wouldnt have to deal with the trauma or ridicule from the locals and their family and friends anymore, but i have never regretted chopping that fat fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:10:05 No.12975448 Report

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>>12975435

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:15:39 No.12975493 Report

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>>12975196
it's gay
>>12975238
gay bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:23:39 No.12975544 Report

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>>12973512
But enough about NFL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 14:59:18 No.12975827 Report

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>>12973642
Pats gear, lol.
>billy ruined mac

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:08:50 No.12975907 Report

Quoted By: >>12975991

>>12973512
i hate it when big dick chads do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:11:47 No.12975928 Report

Quoted By: >>12976017

>>12975435
Extremely fake and gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:15:37 No.12975952 Report

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>>12973655
You are forgetting about gay bars

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:23:36 No.12975991 Report

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>>12975907
>sports fans
>Chads
>big dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:28:24 No.12976017 Report

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>>12975435
>>12975928
This really did happen. I was in the crowd and clapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 15:31:35 No.12976039 Report

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>>12973512
but enough about the faith channel

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