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>be (not actually)17 year old teenage girl
>driving through Florida
>Sharknado hits
>car starts swerving
>see crackhead molesting a alligator in the street
>try to avoid them
>turn wheel as fast I can
>flip car
>car catches fire
>scream for help
>everyone is busy fighting off the crack addicted sharks and alligators
>accept fate
>suddenly it hits
https://youtu.be/dWpeOSlOTtc?si=CA-zU5RiLJzgkofs
>It's the Hulkster
>Hulks up
>body slams the Sharknado
>punches the alligators and crackheads
>hits a random black guy with a big boot then leg drop
>grabs my car
>uses his 24 inch pythons to flip my car
>rips the door off
>carries me to safety
>calls me a Hulkamaniac
>tells me to avoid niggers
>runs off to a group of Mexicans and starts swinging a steel chair at them