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>get invited to friend's costume party
>decide to go as a mummy
>put on grey make up, that flat top red hat pharaohs wore, and shit ton of bandages all over myself
>Im kinda chubby tho
>people at the party think I dressed as zombie Michelin man
>"No! Im a mummy, guys!"
>get annoyed so start to drink, get bit drunk
>friend, his brother and his sister act as jury for costume contest (prizes are just booze tho)
>"and the 2nd place is Anon, with his costume, the house from Monster House, wrapped in toilet paper"
>"IM A FUCKING MUMMY, YOU IDIOTS" I shout angrily
