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>Sneed Chuck Plantation File SCP-069
>Item #: SCP-069
>Object Class: Keter
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak.
>Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon.
>Interview Log:
>Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker.
>Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??....WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!!
>Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person.
>The black man begins having sex with subject's wife.
>MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers.
>Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER
>The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED]
>[INTERVIEW LOST]
