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As the discussion grew heated, fists began to fly, and soon enough, executives from NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, and Lifetime were engaged in an all-out brawl over who would get to bring AEW's high-flying action to their viewers.
The fight spilled out of the boardroom and into the hallways, leaving a trail of destroyed office furniture and broken egos in its wake. As the dust began to settle, a hush fell over the crowd. One of the executives, his suit disheveled but his determination undiminished, stepped forward and raised his hands in the air in a gesture of truce.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said, panting heavily, "I think it's important that we remember why we're all here: to bring the best possible entertainment to our viewers." There were nods all around. "And while AEW might be up for renewal, let's not forget that it's still trash."
At this, there was a collective gasp from the assembled executives. "I mean," the speaker continued, "sure, there are a few talented wrestlers in there, but overall, it's just not up to our standards. So, with that in mind, let me just say this: none of us really want AEW. It's trash." With that, the executives burst into laughter, slapping each other on the back and congratulating themselves on their clever ruse. As they filed out of the room, each network vowing to renew their focus on quality programming, they couldn't help but feel a sense of relief that the madness was over...for now.
