>Ya know, a couple of weeks ago when Pedomod told his janny.... to appeal to their janny.... to appeal to Pedomod..... and then I appealed my ban to Pedomod.... and he proceeded to rangeban my IP... I thought a big cloud was lifted over the life of Anonymous.
>Because gone were the days when I’d go up to someone and say “hey – what about me and Yelissa? We got this big thing going – how ‘bout the Shield General?” and someone says “no baby, thath for thomebody elthe. We jutht gonna keep you right where you at right now.”
>Then I said “well what about me and Prozach? I got this great idea – he comes in, he’s got the Cup deal, well hell, I got…” “No Anon. Thath for thomebody elthe, baby.”
>Then you go “I got this great idea – I could do it with Deanmark. I’m gonna be the Anon-a-maniac and we’re gonna take this thing all the way! Because Deanmark, Finnamania was the biggest thing to ever come down the alternative sports pike!” And they said “No, that’s not for you brother. You can’t do that. We’re gonna keep you right where you are.”
>I said “how about me and LyricChad get back together? The Basedposting Chads! It was the best tag team to come along in ten years!” and they say “no Anon, we need you in a singles role man. We need you to do this. We’re gonna put the ding dong-diddley on you and then we’re gonna take you here, and then you’re the number one contender so then you get this /asp/ rumble shot...” Well all that **** never happened!
>So there I am, floundering along, there’s nothing going my way, because the politics in /asp/ kept the biggest potential superstar in shitposting on the goddamn ground! What are you supposed to do? On one hand, they’re giving you a bunch of banners– they’re giving ME a bunch of banners. While on this hand they’re saying “hey, go out and give Truthbombz a hell of a thread. Go out there with an 14 year old Indian kid. Give him seven good posts. Let the people see what he can do.”
