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GIMME A FUCKIN MIC.
Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 17 year old girl come out here, who's wearing a pair of Depends, come out here and say she's still the heroine. I see Tohsaka Rin; 'Number Two, the tsundere magus' come out here who's been the butt-end of all the jokes, cos she's supposed to be the 'gandr shootin', gem flingin', number one Master' but I'm saying one time, you should've took a cab and used that money to fix your rhino horn of a nose! So I had to ask myself 'If Fate was going to hire a tsundere magus, number 2, why won't they hire "The Magic Gunner", the original tsundere magus, Aoko Aozaki?' Now I know that Mahoyo is dead, God rest its soul, but Tohsaka Rin, your career is dead. And I know, as her series lays six feet under, Aoko's still stylin' and profiln' because when you used your little brain, and stole her gimmick, there's one thing you couldn't steal, and that was her class! So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, cos the people at home, all they did was grab the remote, change the channel to Prisma Illya, and watch Illyasviel; a person you and your friends got fired from here and kept her from gettin a route, cos you're a jealous, little skank! So Tohsaka Rin, remember this: In this chuunige business, there's never been a bigger pants pissin', cock-suckin' whore in this business - but also in life you're the biggest pants-pissin', back-stabbin', cock-suckin' whore. And you belong where you're at: In Fate, because Fate sucks!
