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Dark (and hard) Side of the Ring

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Holy fuck, it's been half an hour and I can't stop laughing.
>There's no way they don't cover this
>Dark side of the ring season 10
>Dumb slut cries into the camera, recounting fucking a 70 year old Vince
>Gets to the part with the three way
>Dark side of the ring signature silhouette recreation
>Dumb bitch on her back in a smokey (and dimly lit) room.
>she sobs "And then he said, get ready for this atomic log drop."
>Silhouette shows old man Vince squatting over her, 3/4 of a century old sack swinging a foot beneath him
>"And that's when the games stopped and reality set in." Opines the narrator
>Silhouette Vince drops a shadowy fucking nut bar out of his turd cutter right on her fucking head
>"I was too afraid to stop him"
>Replay the fall of the blacked out loaf of poo-poo rocketing out of this geriatric fuck on to her noggin
>"Not to be dissuaded-" the narrator adds, while the turd slowly falls through the air a third time
>"His tag partner didn't even stop"
>Pan out to the dude still fucking this shit goblin.