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>Vince McMahon was born May 19th in New York City in 1870. He was known as 'The Gray Man' and 'The Werewolf of Wisteria'. He was a serial killer who slayed interns and ate them. When police asked a woman to describe him she said he was "gray in both appearance and demeanour".
>The intern rapist and cannibal Vince boasted that he had an intern in every state. He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or African American.
>Vince tortured, mutilated and murdered the interns with a dildos modelled after Kane, the Undertaker and a Jimmy Snuka, solidifying his reputation as the most vicious child slayer in criminal history.
>Though barely literate, Vince wrote taunting texts to Johnny Ace and Brock Lesnar gruesomely detailing how he slayed, butchered, cooked and then with great enjoyment dined on the interns.
>Additionally, Vince was a masochist and would insert wool doused with lighter fluid into his own anus and set it alight for his own enjoyment.
>Vince was finally arrested and he immediately began confessing to killing 700 interns. He was dizzyingly happy, smiling as he described the grisly details of the tortures and the murders appearing to the detectives 'as the devil himself'...I mean this guy was a real jerk!
