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>be a 40 year old NEET
>live with parents in luxury condo
>feelsgood.png
>rich parents die
>fuckers spend all of the money trying to keep themselves alive
>left with nothing
>OHSHITOHSHIT
>realize some billionaires live a fee floors up
>start banging this weird wrestling guy
>hope this asshole will give me a job
>get promised 3 milly for sex
>used to getting paid for sex
>old dude wants me to bang his melanated friend
>nothing out of the ordinary
>starts gaping me with dildos named after his employees
>ok.png
>old fucker starts taking a shit on me
>not cool with that
>stop doing sex fur favors
>fucker only gives me one milly
>hang out for a few years
>turns out one milly isn't enough money to live in a luxury condo and hang out at nice restaurants all day
>old fuck's company gets bought out by jews that won't take shit from saudis
>realize I can fuck with him without getting khashoggi'd now
>sue for doo doo damages
>make sure to use old pics for publicity
>getting way more than 3 milly
>live with parents in luxury condo
>feelsgood.png
>rich parents die
>fuckers spend all of the money trying to keep themselves alive
>left with nothing
>OHSHITOHSHIT
>realize some billionaires live a fee floors up
>start banging this weird wrestling guy
>hope this asshole will give me a job
>get promised 3 milly for sex
>used to getting paid for sex
>old dude wants me to bang his melanated friend
>nothing out of the ordinary
>starts gaping me with dildos named after his employees
>ok.png
>old fucker starts taking a shit on me
>not cool with that
>stop doing sex fur favors
>fucker only gives me one milly
>hang out for a few years
>turns out one milly isn't enough money to live in a luxury condo and hang out at nice restaurants all day
>old fuck's company gets bought out by jews that won't take shit from saudis
>realize I can fuck with him without getting khashoggi'd now
>sue for doo doo damages
>make sure to use old pics for publicity
>getting way more than 3 milly