Greetings from the grave great wwwf fans. I've come down from Heaven to apologize to our geat fans around the world regarding my son Jr's behavior. He's been a bad boy, and believe me, he's going to get a spanky and more from my great friend here in heaven, Martin Luther King Jr. Also, my son raped and murdered me via strangulation on May 24th, 1984. Please have him arrested so Dr King can fix this situation once he arrives in heaven after being shanked in jail, so the healing for all of us can began. With warm regards,

Vincent Mcmahon Sr