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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:08:24 No.13153244 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13153258 >>13153267 >>13153278 >>13153292 >>13153294 >>13153519 >>13153645 >>13153777

KEK WHAT A SEETHING BITCH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:09:14 No.13153258 Report

Quoted By: >>13153285 >>13153316 >>13153616

>>13153244
Meltzer is a honourable man who has made the wrestling world better. Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:09:42 No.13153267 Report

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>>13153244
kek this old irrelevant bitch doesn't even get comped tickets anymore at least you still got your pay pigs dave!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:10:14 No.13153278 Report

Quoted By: >>13153288

>>13153244
go lactate bitchtits your mans Paul is getting rightfully getting cooked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:10:41 No.13153285 Report

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>>13153258
>Shoot faggot
>Lover of chickens
>Member of NAMBLA
>Sucks off smarks
>Sucks off anti-smarks
>Worked Omega's dick into a shoot
>Worked Okada's dick into a shoot
>Worked both the bucks' dicks into a shoot by double-fisting them anally
>Works buttplugs up his ass
>Works gerbils up his ass
>Smuggles drugs in his ass (mass quantities)
>A dick like a piece ot spaghetti
>Works through horrible anal injuries and his own gag reflex
>Saw a Tijuana donkey show in '02 and joined in
>Exposes himself to old ladies
>Exposes himself to old men
>Worst member of the Village People
>Worst member of NAMBLA
>Worst member of the dungeon of doom
>Worst member of the "buttplug of the month club"
>E-gods favorite lolcow
>Jannetied by Herb Abrams
>Jannettied by Vince Mcmahon
>Jannettied by Eric Bischoff
>Jannettied by every other person on his show
>Jannetied by hookers and strippers who refuse to touch him
>Smells like icy hot and old semen
>Scares little children in the park
>Has sex with trannies who shall be left unnamed
>Covered a fight between two gay bars
>WITH A FREAKING GIMP SUIT
>GOAT SEX SLAVE
>GOAT GAY PORN STAR
>GOAT PROFESSIONAL ASSKISSER
>GOAT at being the WOAT
>LITTLE DAVE
>MONEY SHOT MELTZ
>THE CUM JUNKIE
>THE WRESTLING GROUPIE

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:10:51 No.13153288 Report

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>>13153278

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:10:56 No.13153292 Report

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>>13153244
>all his fantasy booking proven wrong
>his hatred for Vince meant nothing as people have already moved on from Vince
>now has to seethe from the corporate non-answers because no one that people already don't hate is going to face punishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:11:06 No.13153294 Report

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>>13153244
dave did nothing wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:12:07 No.13153315 Report

Quoted By: >>13153357

does this nigga even have a mole in the E anymore
everything he says is literally wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:12:13 No.13153316 Report

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>>13153258
go to bed dave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:14:39 No.13153357 Report

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>>13153315
name 5 things right now that he was wrong about

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:17:34 No.13153425 Report

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>>13153285
No lies detected. Meltzer is a shoot faggot and professional liar

>Makes up $2B AEW valuation
>Forbes cites Meltzer's voodoo math $2B valuation, raises it even higher
>Someone on Twitter asks Dave how much AEW is worth
>"Well um, you see um, well, Forbes says AEW is worth well over $2 billion dollars!"

Biggest fraud in the history of wrestling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:17:36 No.13153426 Report

Quoted By: >>13153437

>>13153357
I don't think they took that one niggas brain out and then put that shit back in fr

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:18:13 No.13153437 Report

Quoted By: >>13153453 >>13153484

>>13153426
So you don't know anything. Thought so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:18:52 No.13153453 Report

Quoted By: >>13153723

>>13153437
Damn you guys run defense hard for a guy you pay to lie to you every month LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:19:53 No.13153481 Report

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He's based. Jealous of Alvarez being able to rake in money and take vacations all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:20:03 No.13153484 Report

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>>13153437
hold up hold up are you saying that they DID remove that Japanese niggas brain and then put it back in again and now he's walkin around and wrestling and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:22:14 No.13153519 Report

Quoted By: >>13153646 >>13153683

>>13153244
>didn't know about the merger
>didn't know about the Vince allegations
>didn't know about the TV deals
>didn't know about punk
>didn't know about netflix
THAT'LL BE 12.99 TO AMERICA'S GREATEST WRESTLING JOURNALIST PAYPIGS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:26:42 No.13153616 Report

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>>13153258
shut the fuck up Kenny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:28:02 No.13153645 Report

Quoted By: >>13153706 >>13153835

>>13153244
Literally what does he expect Paul to say? It doesn't matter what he says, it's not going to make a difference in the legal proceedings. Vince is already gone from the company. What do you need him to say about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:28:05 No.13153646 Report

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>>13153519
This. Only retaded obese smarks listen to this kike

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:30:17 No.13153683 Report

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>>13153519
ever since HHH took over there has been no real leaks, so the dirtsheets are panicking and trying to get him out. This is either showing that everyone loves Paul or that being a former leaker himself he knows exactly how to stop it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:31:24 No.13153706 Report

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>>13153645
it makes him look good in front of the trannies, still in awe that not even this board can't see that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:32:17 No.13153723 Report

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>>13153453
they have to, anon. otherwise they'd be broke losers paying for made up gossip that doesnt mean anything before plans changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:35:20 No.13153777 Report

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>>13153244
I uh look and, like, I t-talk like this, you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 06:37:53 No.13153835 Report

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>>13153645
They want HHH to break down crying, apologize for not being better, then take a knee and donate $5 million dollars to Black Trans Lives Matter, resign, and name Whoopi Goldberg the new CEO. The Woke Retard wing of wrestling fandom will never be satisfied

Vince being ousted is their ONE CHANCE to get rid of as many WWE big wigs as possible and reverse all the momentum so AEW doesn't look so pathetic and pitiful by comparison. This is it, this is all they have.

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