>>13157547Vince is known to rib people.
One guy was particularly nasty when smelling farts.
Vince heard about it and thought let's be funny today, so he walked by and ripped a big one.
It was such a colossal gust that it took some turds with it out of Vince's ass. He sharted right in front of that guy, and the guy was howling and pulled that face and it was hilarious.
Trouble was though, Vince had to be on TV in 2 minutes. Can't clean or change.
He went out with skidmarks showing to the crowd. The cameras didn't get all of it but the audience did.
It was a great rib.
Now if all you intend to do is fart on a girl's face, the accidental release of, uh, "unfired propellant", becomes a most awkward ordeal...
But Vince is known to rib people.