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As Cody Rhodes, the WWE superstar, reached the climax of his tale, a single tear trickled down his cheek. It was a story unlike any other; a story of love, betrayal, and redemption, all set against the backdrop of the squared circle. And then, just as he drew his final breath, a deafening roar erupted from the crowd. It was Vince McMahon, the former chairman of the company, who had suddenly appeared amidst the sea of fans.
As if on cue, Vince dropped his pants, revealing his bare, pale ass to the world. And with a mighty squeeze, he unleashed a torrent of fecal matter, splattering the front row of the audience. The stench was nauseating, but it did little to deter the onslaught of big, muscular Crip and Blood gang members who now charged toward the ring, their faces contorted in a mix of anger and disgust.
The chaos that ensued was unlike anything Cody had ever witnessed in his years as a wrestler. Fists flew, chairs were smashed, and bodies were thrown with reckless abandon. Amidst the melee, Vince stood tall, his gaze fixed on Cody, a sinister glint in his eye. "I want an orgy!" he screamed above the din. "Right here, right now! And you, Cody Rhodes, are going to make it happen!"
Kevin Nash looked on in horror. But Vince was not to be deterred. With a maniacal laugh, he motioned for Cody to approach. "Come on, boy!" he taunted.
Nash launched himself at Vince, grabbing him by the throat and slamming him to the mat. The crowd roared their approval, urging Kevin on as he began to pummel Vince mercilessly. Beside them, the Crip and Blood gang members joined the fray.
"You piece of shit!" Kevin roared, his words spittle and blood. And with that, he delivered the final blow, driving Vince's face into the mat with a resounding thud. The crowd erupted in cheers, their adulation washing over Cody and Kevin like a wave of relief.
"You know, Nash," he said, wiping a trickle of sweat from his brow, "I think we just finished our story."
