I don’t watch AEW apart from the memes I see on here and botchamania clips but here goes
Debut Dynamite:
>young bucks in-ring promo doing their Vince schtick. One of them makes a joke about shitting on an interns head
>say that as EVPs they’re going to start exercising their power by booking a match for tonight’s card
>book Bryan Danielson against some other indie shitter
>NO CHANCE starts playing
>JR: What the? It can’t be!
>Vince McMahon emerges and walks to the ring
>hey pal, nice moustaches!
>I was just visiting some old friends here and I watched you booking that match. Let me tell you something about wrestling kids, the big money is in the big larger than life characters! I’ve never heard of either of the 2 jobbers you guys just mentioned
>that Bryan Danielson guy has a similar name to one of the guys who used to work for me. He was a real pain in my ass. Couldn’t draw a dime but all the marks loved him
>I still hate that faggot, I’d love to get my hands on him. No idea what he’s doing now though, probably working for hotdogs and handshakes at some outlaw show - that is if he hasn’t broken himself in half doing stupid stunts yet
>anyway, you guys do me a favour, book that guy, what was his name? Daniel Bryanson? Book him against the biggest, blackest son of a bitch on your roster for me. Would ya? Thanks pal
>NO CHANCE plays as Vince leaves the ring. Young bucks look bemused
Eventually uses his charisma and deep pockets to attract a few wrestlers to a stable working for him in an effort to take over the company. Blow-off at All in/All Out in a 6 man tag match between Vinces 3 big black boys vs Tony’s indie flippy shitters. Probably make it an elimination match which Vince’s team wins due to cheating. Vince at ringside distracts the ref while one of his boys uses a foreign object
Vince now has control of the company. Could do an angle where he screwjobs one of the babyfaces who love Bret Hart but eventually Tony wins back control
