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I always think about WWE… I really like don’t Vince McMahon, and I disapprove of what he did.
But I would love to have worked for 2020 WWE, again, here me out on this one – I think I would have made a very good WWE employee, probably, I would imagine. I often think, I did good in high school sports, I think I would have been one of Vince’s top staff. I would have probably been some sort of elite talent relations manager, some sort of inner circle member.
Here’s the thing. No matter how much you disapprove of the guy, no matter how much you dislike him, which I DO… Look, notorious figures throughout history: Dracula, right? Count Chocula. You got all the bad guys of history, you got the whole lineup, Frankenstein. What if Frankenstein was looking at you, saying that ‘Hey, you are my go-to guy. You’re my guy that I go to when I need a problem solved.’ What if Vince was saying that to you? Can you imagine that for a second? What if Vince McMahon said that ‘you’re such a physical beast, dude. Dude, you’re such a nasty physical beast right now bro that I’m basically going to make you in charge of a whole brand of WWE Superstars. You’re basically so hulked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend in WWE.’
I would say to myself, ‘Man. This Vince guy is up to no good. I hate this… I can’t take anymore of this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do! What am I going to do!? Vince’s… I’m Vince’s top guy! Vince McMahon chose ME to lead sports entertainment…’
If Alexander the Great tells you you’re his top guy – you’re his top guy. You’re now in a position where you have no choice but to go ‘Woah. I’m Alexander the Great’s top guy, dude. Oh, Vince McMahon need’s me? Okay. I’ll do it. I’m going to bat for you, Vince. I’ve got your back, Vince!’ Okay?
That’s my point, and I say that with the most respect for that woman and for what happened and the most disdain for Vince and what he did.
But I would love to have worked for 2020 WWE, again, here me out on this one – I think I would have made a very good WWE employee, probably, I would imagine. I often think, I did good in high school sports, I think I would have been one of Vince’s top staff. I would have probably been some sort of elite talent relations manager, some sort of inner circle member.
Here’s the thing. No matter how much you disapprove of the guy, no matter how much you dislike him, which I DO… Look, notorious figures throughout history: Dracula, right? Count Chocula. You got all the bad guys of history, you got the whole lineup, Frankenstein. What if Frankenstein was looking at you, saying that ‘Hey, you are my go-to guy. You’re my guy that I go to when I need a problem solved.’ What if Vince was saying that to you? Can you imagine that for a second? What if Vince McMahon said that ‘you’re such a physical beast, dude. Dude, you’re such a nasty physical beast right now bro that I’m basically going to make you in charge of a whole brand of WWE Superstars. You’re basically so hulked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend in WWE.’
I would say to myself, ‘Man. This Vince guy is up to no good. I hate this… I can’t take anymore of this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do! What am I going to do!? Vince’s… I’m Vince’s top guy! Vince McMahon chose ME to lead sports entertainment…’
If Alexander the Great tells you you’re his top guy – you’re his top guy. You’re now in a position where you have no choice but to go ‘Woah. I’m Alexander the Great’s top guy, dude. Oh, Vince McMahon need’s me? Okay. I’ll do it. I’m going to bat for you, Vince. I’ve got your back, Vince!’ Okay?
That’s my point, and I say that with the most respect for that woman and for what happened and the most disdain for Vince and what he did.