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I elect myself as WWE's new booker. I will need /pw/'s help with this and to get you guys on board, here will be my new edicts:
>Roman and Punk are demoted to fluffers (Male locker room only)
>Book Hogan v Rock where Hogan shoot kills the Rock and says the n-word immediately after
>Cody has shoot sex with Ana Foxx for 30 uninterrupted minutes on live TV, ends with a facial
>Kevin Nash v Jax Slayher
>Damage CTRL will be made to wrestle naked and barefoot from here on out, with a baby oil handicap (Bayley is exempt from this)
>Will hire as many Joshi as I can, running off of the same Damage CTRL stipulations
>Paul is shoot crucified upside down on live television for his blasphemy against Christ our Savior, the only true King of Kings
>Paul Heyman forced to kneel and profess Christ is Lord, and then leg dropped by Hogan and Austin for 60 minutes straight
>Logan is sent to Japan to wrestle corpses in the Suicide Forest until he contracts a debilitating disease
>Liv Morgan also has to wrestle naked
>Roman and Punk are demoted to fluffers (Male locker room only)
>Book Hogan v Rock where Hogan shoot kills the Rock and says the n-word immediately after
>Cody has shoot sex with Ana Foxx for 30 uninterrupted minutes on live TV, ends with a facial
>Kevin Nash v Jax Slayher
>Damage CTRL will be made to wrestle naked and barefoot from here on out, with a baby oil handicap (Bayley is exempt from this)
>Will hire as many Joshi as I can, running off of the same Damage CTRL stipulations
>Paul is shoot crucified upside down on live television for his blasphemy against Christ our Savior, the only true King of Kings
>Paul Heyman forced to kneel and profess Christ is Lord, and then leg dropped by Hogan and Austin for 60 minutes straight
>Logan is sent to Japan to wrestle corpses in the Suicide Forest until he contracts a debilitating disease
>Liv Morgan also has to wrestle naked
