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I got cucked by Edge in a dream. Also wrestling dream general I guess.

>be me
>at joshi fan convention that's taking place at the mall in my hometown for some reason
>come across this booth where you can win a chance to have sex with Maki Itoh
>holy fucking shit
>I end up winning
>holy fucking shit
>make my way over to where the Spencer's used to be
>walk in, it's now a hotel room with two queen beds
>Maki is laying on one and 2007-era Edge is on the other one
>okay.jpg
>"I'm going to go first kid."
>have to sit in the cuck chair in the corner and watch them have sex
>he's absolutely dominating her and she loves it
>it's finally my turn
>whip out my well below average cock and stick it in
>she lays there like a dead fish and I cum in like 30 seconds
>afterwards I'm laying in one bed alone and she's cuddling with Edge in the other while a Japanese game show is playing on the TV
>after a while we get up and start putting our clothes on to leave
>notice that Edge is getting dressed at a much slower pace while Maki is whispering in his ear
>make it to the door
>Edge slaps me on the shoulder and says "Sorry kid, looks like she wants me to stay," in a way that's trying to convey he hopes there's no hard feelings
>make my way to Auntie Anne's and eat my cuck pretzel in silence

I hate every single thing about my life.