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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 13:35:53 No.13296436 View View Reply Original Report

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Who would’ve won on the mic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:09:16 No.13297145 Report

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>>13296436
Shawn was never that good of a mic/promo guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:09:56 No.13297155 Report

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>>13296436
pat paterson raped both these gays

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:16:54 No.13297249 Report

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Shawn sounded like he had marbles in his mouth every time he spoke. Dwayne easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:23:07 No.13297310 Report

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>>13296436
Dwayne wins this by default cause this was when 9 marines fought shawn and the guilt of fighting marines made shawn lost his smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:28:40 No.13297359 Report

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All of Dwayne's promos were scripted word for word, Shawn could've made him look bad if he wanted to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:35:13 No.13297419 Report

Quoted By: >>13298075 >>13298086

>>13296436
Shawn would obviously shoot promo on the rock, so depending on if rocky would be caught off guard or fully expect this from 90s Shawn would decide it. Dwayne probably had plenty of dirt on shawn and probably would throw in a joke about him date raping girls but accidentally raping triple bypass one night instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 15:45:33 No.13297553 Report

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>>13296436
Rock would beat Shawn on the mic until Shawn starts going shoot promo, then Rock recovers and retaliates by shoot promo'ing back.

Either way, they will work each other into a shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:17:14 No.13297950 Report

Quoted By: >>13298035 >>13298099

Eh.
It depends. If Shawn is a heel, I think he'd win to be honest. Rock is very charismatic, but he constantly went for greatest hits. I think whenever he got hit with actual substance, he rarely had a good comeback.

Cena and Punk kind of exposed him a bit. Granted he was out of his prime then, but all Rock had was Fruity Pebbles (which Cena turned into an endorsement and hit him back with Tooth Fairy) or corny shit like Cookie Puss. Shawn showed during the Hogan feud he can turn it on whenever he wants because he's still kind of a prick deep-down.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:20:29 No.13297977 Report

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>>13296436
We would have won

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:22:00 No.13297995 Report

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>>13296436
Shawn could only cut good promos in certain circumstances
Like the WHOS YOUR DADDY MONTREAL? promo is GOAT tier but he couldn't pull out promos like that all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:25:03 No.13298019 Report

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>>13296436
In this era really no one could touch Rock, his stick was perfect for that audience and he had so much material to get under Shawns skin. He would have destroyed Shawn
>The Rock says you can take Vinces strudel, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your.....oh wait The Rock sees its already in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:25:07 No.13298022 Report

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>>13296436
cena

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:26:14 No.13298035 Report

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>>13297950
>Cookie Puss
genuinely forgot about this
what a flub

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:27:44 No.13298043 Report

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>>13296436
>Cena takes off his cap, rubs his bald spot
>"Fine speech"
>replaces cap
could either of them recover from this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:30:39 No.13298075 Report

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>>13297419
>90s Shawn
>date rape
Anon what the fuck are you talking about? Women and Vince, were throwing themselves at him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:32:27 No.13298086 Report

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>>13297419
Rock could make a ton of gay jokes about Shawn which bothered him, Bret simply calling him a homo apparently set him off. Rock would have been far more creative with the gay shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:32:50 No.13298088 Report

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90s Shawn promo work is underrated imo. His "The heartbreak kid lays down for nobody" promo is underappreciated not to mention he could really bring heat when be needed it (sunny days).

Rock however was giga over in the 90s and the crowd would've went ape shit at everything he said

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:33:58 No.13298099 Report

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>>13297950
Punk and Rock were the purest form of cringe in their promos against each other. I'd rather watch Dante Martin struggle through a scripted backstage promo than that shit ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:34:11 No.13298100 Report

Quoted By: >>13298111 >>13298117

>>13298075
Multiple former wrestlers have talked about shawn and marty drugging women with halcyons. They would strip them, shave there eyebrows and then leave them in the hallway passed out when they were done with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:35:09 No.13298111 Report

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>>13298100
Stop with your head canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:35:53 No.13298117 Report

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>>13298100
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:36:18 No.13298122 Report

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>>13296436
Rock. Mainly because Triple Nose would find some way to force himself in and make Shawn look stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:37:17 No.13298130 Report

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>>13298111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPsFNdUfTo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:43:55 No.13298193 Report

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>>13298130
Not watching your gay video. I'm sure you think all "shoot" videos are actually real. Fucking dumbass

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:44:47 No.13298202 Report

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>Not watching your gay video. I'm sure you think all "shoot" videos are actually real. Fucking dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:44:51 No.13298203 Report

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>>13298193
shawn is getting fired
LMFAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:45:49 No.13298211 Report

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Prime Rock was one of the best ever on the mic. Eventually he relied too much on shtick. But, before that he would have trashed HBK.

Perfect example....
>>13298019

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:46:39 No.13298223 Report

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>>13298202
>>13298203
Seethe more with your tranny head canon. I don't even like HBGay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2024 16:50:21 No.13298277 Report

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>>13296436
Shawn easily.
He would’ve dug deep and got rock triggered into a blubbering stuttering mess.
Rock digs at HBK and HBK smiles and dances around it like a retard.
Rock got KWAB’d by Cena and Punk. At his best, his humor is middle school humor. HBK would destroy him.

It’s moot either way. Neither would ever promo battle the other at the fear of either revealing that both sucked Vince off for a push in a war of digs.

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