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>You walk around here talking about *baby voice* “my story, finish my story, I gotta finish my story” Well the Rock has a story for you:
>80 years ago some roody poo plumber found a 400 pound monkey turd in a toilet and named it Dusty, dressed it in polka dot and taught it to roll around a wrestling ring, 40 years later that fat polka dot turd birthed a smaller turd, dyed its hair blonde, gave it a ugly neck tattoo and named it — what was your name again?
>C-Cod—
>IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WHEN YOU’RE STARING UP AT THE LIGHTS AFTER YOUR MIDCARD MATCH ON THE ROCK’S SHOW, WRESTLEMANIA, TAKE YOUR UGLY ASS TATTOO AND WALK TOWARDS IT ALL THE WAY BACK TO YOUR ROODY POO EMPTY ARENA PROMOTION JABRONI IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALOWWWW
>WHAT THE ROCK
>IS COOKIN
>Rock’s music hits
>Commercial break
How does Cody respond to this?
>80 years ago some roody poo plumber found a 400 pound monkey turd in a toilet and named it Dusty, dressed it in polka dot and taught it to roll around a wrestling ring, 40 years later that fat polka dot turd birthed a smaller turd, dyed its hair blonde, gave it a ugly neck tattoo and named it — what was your name again?
>C-Cod—
>IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WHEN YOU’RE STARING UP AT THE LIGHTS AFTER YOUR MIDCARD MATCH ON THE ROCK’S SHOW, WRESTLEMANIA, TAKE YOUR UGLY ASS TATTOO AND WALK TOWARDS IT ALL THE WAY BACK TO YOUR ROODY POO EMPTY ARENA PROMOTION JABRONI IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALOWWWW
>WHAT THE ROCK
>IS COOKIN
>Rock’s music hits
>Commercial break
How does Cody respond to this?
