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Book this nigga's Road to Wrestlemania.

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:25:19 No.13340296 View View Reply Original Report

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Where does LA Knight fit into the WM plans /pw/?

Reminder: He's not touching any of the two major titles, and he's not likely to beat/face Gunther for the IC title.

Hard Mode: No pre-show Mania battle royal.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:25:45 No.13340302 Report

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who is that

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:27:17 No.13340314 Report

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>>13340296
Probably against Logan

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:28:15 No.13340321 Report

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>>13340296
apart from occasional stuttering he's better than the rock's entire career. unironically

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:28:19 No.13340323 Report

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>>13340296
He'll be the host

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:28:50 No.13340326 Report

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>>13340296
Logan

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:29:27 No.13340334 Report

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On da real /pw/:
How well would LA fare against current Rock?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:29:30 No.13340335 Report

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>>13340321
98-99 Rock alone shits on LA Knight

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:30:54 No.13340349 Report

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>>13340334
LA would smoke current day Rock (From WM 28 onwards) on the mic.

Attitude Era Rock would legitimately bury LA Knight and he would bury the "Yeah" shit in just one segment.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:30:55 No.13340350 Report

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>>13340335
>it doesn't matter
>turn that *whatever you were talking about* sideways
>candy ass
dogshit meaningless catchphrases that serve only to derail the other guy's promo, at least the "YEAH" thing plays into la's own promo

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:31:57 No.13340360 Report

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>>13340349
with an even more retarded catchphrase? perhaps in the eyes of all the browns in the audience he would yeah.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:32:43 No.13340372 Report

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>>13340360
>the browns
The fuck you mean?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:33:33 No.13340379 Report

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>>13340296
Rock and Knight are both low iq wrestlers that people praise as good because they have a few over catchphrases they recycle in every promo for cheap pops.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:33:42 No.13340381 Report

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>>13340372
what i mean is all the ethnics in the crowd that pop for shitty catchphrases

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:34:44 No.13340393 Report

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>>13340379
also this, but at least knight's plays into his own promo and doesn't derail a segment

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:35:54 No.13340407 Report

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>>13340381
Wow, I'm Mexican and I feel deeply offended. Fuck off racist dummy.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:36:30 No.13340413 Report

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>>13340407
you can call me racist but you can't call me wrong

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:37:23 No.13340422 Report

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hopefully he doesn't get straddled with the US belt
I'd put him in a singles match against AJ that he can win easily and then transition back into the main event, instead of being straddled with a dimeless midcard belt
Cody needs to win the belt off Roman, then immediately get screwed out of it within like a week or two
then begins a period where they hot potato the title around between guys like Dwayne, Roman, Cody, LA Knight, Randy, Gunther, AJ Styles
no one should be holding the title for over 100 days for like the next year, try to establish the roster as being super competitive
Seeth will hopefully lose his title and they can make that the long-reign belt, give it to Drew and have him keep it until Phil comes back or something, and then Phil can have a big long reign with it and try to give it some legitimacy

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:38:54 No.13340437 Report

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>>13340422
>Cody needs to win the belt off Roman, then immediately get screwed out of it within like a week or two

Had to stop reading right there, bro,

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:39:51 No.13340444 Report

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>>13340350
ABSOLUTELY SUCK is his best one, shame he doesn't do it any more
also roody-poo > candyass

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:41:12 No.13340461 Report

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>>13340350
>You call yourself, "LA Knight".
>You say "yeah", a lot, like it's supposed to MEAN something!
>Like "Yeah, I do look like a virgin with these glasses", "Yeah, I am a shameless copy of The Great One", "Yeah, I am from the state where over half of its residents speak in cantonese, [says asian gibberish] and they all LAUGH at me", and "Yeah, I am such a candy ass jabroni BITCH!"
>You can take your ""Yeah", you can take your "Let me talk to ya"s, and you can take those clown shoes, those goggles on your head, that 99 cent jacket you got from the asian flea market, and stop there.
>Because The Rock says nobody, and The Rock means NO-BODY, can be as magnificent as The Rock, as electrifying as The Rock, or will give YOU a beating as much as The Rock will!
>So take all that crap, TURN EM SIDEWAYS, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!
>IF YA SMELLALALALALAOW!
>WHAT THE ROCK!
>IS
>COOKING.
>>13340372
Ignore that retard, prime Rock was beloved by all. Only pajeets simp for Hollywooder Rocky.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:41:47 No.13340466 Report

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>>13340444
his best one is still shit. it's only for a cheap pop. reminds me of punk's back and forth with him where the retards in the crowd popped for rock's garbage catchphrases while punk was making actually decent points, even called them puppets at some point

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:43:02 No.13340476 Report

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>>13340296
I thought it was obvious he’s getting the US title? A lot of the matches are things someone from planet retard could figure out:
- LA Knight vs Logan Paul
- Jey Uso vs Gunther
- Becky vs Rhea
- Jade Cargill vs Nia
- Authors of Pain vs Street Profits vs Awesome Truth vs Judgment Day for the tag titles
- Dominik Mysterio and Legado vs Andrade and LWO
- AJ vs Orton
- KO vs Theory/Waller handicap match
- Sami vs Drew some sort of gimmick match, maybe HiaC?
Both nights are going to be fucking PACKED, probably 8 matches each night which is a shit ton for a WWE event of any kind anymore.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:44:04 No.13340484 Report

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>>13340437
Yes, retard, that's how you book a babyface with weekly TV. Long babyface title reigns only work in environments like the territories or Japan where the babyface isn't overexposed.
Maybe one to two weeks isn't enough to let it breathe and let people be happy for him, but he shouldn't hold it for longer than a month or two before he gets screwed and you have a new story for him. "I finished the story and now I'm super cena and will hold the title as long as Roman" would be fucking awful.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:44:44 No.13340489 Report

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>>13340461
>Ignore that retard, prime Rock was beloved by all. Only pajeets simp for Hollywooder Rocky.
the rock in general is an overrated shitter that would be flipping burgers if he wasn't related to coconut people

>You say "yeah", a lot, like it's supposed to MEAN something!

IT DOESN'T! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! it's something to reinforce whatever he is saying, it's supposed to be goofy and works even better when the other guy calls him out on it or as he's getting fired up with all the "yeah's" attacks him, like roman flipping the tabble on him during the contract signing. they're both catchphrase shitters but LA is much MUCH less obnoxious

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:46:31 No.13340505 Report

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>>13340489
rock uses his to shit on the other guy's promo and close out the segment and walk away, la uses them to set up a point and or to get the other guy to interrupt him.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:50:54 No.13340543 Report

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>>13340476
>- Jey Uso vs Gunther
That match is happening on Raw and Jey is fighting Jimmy or not at all.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:52:15 No.13340555 Report

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>>13340484
No, that's how you get late-stage NWO.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:58:26 No.13340604 Report

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>>13340296
>philly street fight at mania for the US championship
YEAH
>I'm gonna throw batteries and shove a philly cheesesteak down logan paul's throat
YEAH
>sandman is going to make a surprise appearance and help me win the match
YEAH

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 06:59:24 No.13340617 Report

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>>13340543
>It’s happening on Raw
And you really think that’s the end of it? For whatever reason, Cunter thinks Jey (and Jimmy too I’m guessing) can be credible singles competitors, and they’re going to put a singles belt on Jey sooner rather than later. I don’t know if he’s getting the IC belt by beating Gunther, or when Gunther forfeits the title for some reason.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:07:38 No.13340700 Report

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>>13340296
he's winning EC for #1 contender to Logan Paul

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:08:23 No.13340705 Report

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>>13340604
Fuck me, we're definitely getting an ECW cameo for sure somewhere aren't we

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:09:44 No.13340713 Report

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>>13340705
Sandman just signed a legends deal. Might be a HOF induction and a merch/action figure deal.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:10:19 No.13340718 Report

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>>13340476
>AJ vs Orton
Again?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:11:27 No.13340727 Report

Quoted By: >>13340799

>>13340476
jey vs jimmy
jade isn't getting a WM match lol
that's some retarded tag title match
dom + legado lmao
drew is beating seth

so what does planet retard think bianca is doing since she's so heavily promoted right now with nothing going on?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:11:42 No.13340728 Report

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>>13340604
I’d mark out for the Sandman showing up, even more so if Joel Gertner shows up and delivers a filthy X rated promo

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:17:07 No.13340776 Report

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>>13340296
kek legit forgot about this shitter

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:21:15 No.13340799 Report

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>>13340727
Every time they have Sami on he’s talking about getting revenge on Drew, and Seth is going to be involved with the whole Cody/Bloodline story, probably some sort of bullshit tag match. Jade will definitely get a match as well, she’s being promoted in commercials for Mountain Dew and their partnership for WM40. They aren’t doing Jey vs Jimmy until one of them has a title, a simple grudge match ain’t going to cut it. Dom has already been pulled into the whole Legado vs LWO thing before by Santos. And there’s definitely going to be some sort of 4 team match for the tag belts, last year they did the 4 way tag showcase matches, this year it’s going to be the same except this time they’ll have tag titles on the line, probably do one for the women too, and that’s probably where a lot of other people with nothing going on will end up like Bianca, Liv Morgan, etc.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:32:52 No.13340867 Report

Quoted By: >>13340910

>>13340476
I don't understand why it's Becky vs Rhea, and I think it's super retarded.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:40:04 No.13340910 Report

Quoted By: >>13340922

>>13340867
I agree, but it’s obvious that’s what they’re setting up. Why else have Becky come out to confront Rhea during the press conference shit today when she still has to go to EC and win? Personally I’d rather have Liv, but looks like that might be further down the road.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 07:42:06 No.13340922 Report

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>>13340910
No, you're right. But I was seeing normies on Twitter say it's the obvious match up for weeks now. It doesn't make any sense to me, and it sounds terrible. Becky just keeps getting worse, and I can't think of matchup that's less believable. I just don't understand the implied story there. They never interact.

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