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>>13343698
Gayve Kikeltzer, here's quick rundown on him

>Shoot faggot
>Lover of chickens
>Member of NAMBLA
>Sucks off smarks
>Sucks off anti-smarks
>Worked Omega's dick into a shoot
>Worked Okada's dick into a shoot
>Worked both the bucks' dicks into a shoot by double-fisting them anally
>Works buttplugs up his ass
>Works gerbils up his ass
>Smuggles drugs in his ass (mass quantities)
>A dick like a piece ot spaghetti
>Works through horrible anal injuries and his own gag reflex
>Saw a Tijuana donkey show in '02 and joined in
>Exposes himself to old ladies
>Exposes himself to old men
>Worst member of the Village People
>Worst member of NAMBLA
>Worst member of the dungeon of doom
>Worst member of the "buttplug of the month club"
>E-gods favorite lolcow
>Jannetied by Herb Abrams
>Jannettied by Vince Mcmahon
>Jannettied by Eric Bischoff
>Jannettied by every other person on his show
>Jannetied by hookers and strippers who refuse to touch him
>Smells like icy hot and old semen
>Scares little children in the park
>Has sex with trannies who shall be left unnamed
>Covered a fight between two gay bars
>WITH A FREAKING GIMP SUIT
>GOAT SEX SLAVE
>GOAT GAY PORN STAR
>GOAT PROFESSIONAL ASSKISSER
>GOAT at being the WOAT
>LITTLE DAVE
>MONEY SHOT MELTZ
>THE CUM JUNKIE
>THE WRESTLING GROUPIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:27:48 No.13343767 Report

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>>13343673
>universally disappointing
Why is that? It's the same shit rating they always get. Did they think people were magically going to turn in even though they pushing the same shitters no one has cared about for the last year? Wait, don't tell me they actually thought announcing a Botcha signing would be a draw...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:31:10 No.13343801 Report

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>>13343673
>loaded show

you people are living in another galaxy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:37:45 No.13343875 Report

Quoted By: >>13343894 >>13343922 >>13344173 >>13345763

>>13343673
Absolutely based but he needs to get rid of the last of the politickibg shitters before the true healing begins

>Andrade and Punk
Gone and probably why shits better

>Flair
>FTR
>Black
>Danhausen
>Edge
>Jimmy Jacobs
>Mark Henry
>Scotty 2 Hotty
All these guys need to fuck off

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:39:03 No.13343894 Report

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>>13343875
>the true healing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:39:52 No.13343901 Report

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>>13343894
No one wants to see those shitters in AEW and the audience has spoken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:42:27 No.13343921 Report

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>>13343673
>Tony tells Dave that morale is high and Dave reports it.
>Immediately follows up with a cope about the ratings, claiming that the show is really good while they lose viewers constantly
Yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:42:28 No.13343922 Report

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>>13343875
Edge is fine. He can still go in the ring.
FTR are not whining much since Phil left so they can stay for now.
The rest can go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:45:32 No.13343954 Report

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>>13343801
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:46:48 No.13343967 Report

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>promoted as the biggest Dynamite of the year
Every Dynamite is promoted as the 'biggest of the year'. No fucking wonder people stopped paying attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:48:28 No.13343983 Report

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>>13343967
Same with the "BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS" which most of the time is some stupid shit like a reality tv show or tickets being on sale for a show so the fans stop tuning in even when it's an actual important announcement

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:49:05 No.13343994 Report

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>a trios match
>a tag match
>a womens match
>a jericho match
>a 30 minute match with two guys that had their blowoff PPV months ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:51:36 No.13344023 Report

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>>13343994
Unfortunately that is the best they can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:51:42 No.13344025 Report

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I really want a proper WWE competitor but I'm starting to think AEW will never get good, the fundamentals are just broken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:55:30 No.13344077 Report

Quoted By: >>13344116 >>13344160 >>13345602

I’m on this board way too much and I heard literally nothing about it being “the biggest dynamite”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 14:59:00 No.13344116 Report

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>>13344077
I think the wrestling world was much more focused on other things in the past two weeks, like Vince shitting on people and Dwayne politcking

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 15:02:08 No.13344157 Report

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>morale is high in AEW lockerroom
a lot of contracts must be expiring soon

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 15:02:20 No.13344160 Report

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>>13344077
It got the highest yummy wummy cagematch rating in some time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 15:03:19 No.13344173 Report

Quoted By: >>13345743

>>13343875
>flair
hardly does anything as it is and has pretty much no reason to be on tv after sting retires
>ftr
they're good enough to put up with the prima donna shit
>black
yeah
>danhausen
the whole oc/best friends/danhausen shit needs about 10% of the tv time it currently gets, though danhausen gets the least time out of all of them
>edge
was prepared for a shitfest but he's actually been okay
>jimmy jacobs
yeah
>mark henry
fuck you
>scotty 2 hotty
yeah
if I were tony I would just remove the current bookers, hire d'amore and see what he can accomplish with a good roster for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 15:04:58 No.13344193 Report

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>>13343673
>nothing in AEW has improved
>everything has actually just gotten worse
>but morale is up, trust me
el oh el

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 16:49:34 No.13345491 Report

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>>13343718
Yeah this one isn't gonna take off buddy, don't know if you're ESL but "Gayve" doesn't really roll off the tongue. Probably because it sounds too much like 'gave', if you said "Gayve Kikeltzer" out loud people would be like "You gave Kikeltzer what?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 16:51:28 No.13345511 Report

Quoted By: >>13345580

>>13343673
Didn't Dave also literally just report that people were pissed at Tony for the Rossy tweet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 16:56:49 No.13345580 Report

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>>13345511
People outside of AEW, not his own dressing room. Why would they give a shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 16:58:25 No.13345602 Report

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>>13344077
because like any normal person you tuned it out since they say that every single week is the biggest dynamite. and every collision is the best collision ever. and every PPV is the best PPV ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:01:57 No.13345645 Report

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>>13343673
[OP Is A Faggot News] Unlicensed use of our gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:03:22 No.13345659 Report

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>>13345580
Riho has been on a like spree in the instastories of all the Stardom players voicing their support for Rossy and unhappiness with Stardom.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:04:13 No.13345671 Report

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>>13343673
If a quality show happens in an empty arena, does it even get a star rating? Ah, the mysteries of life and the deepest of questions asked here on /pw/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:05:45 No.13345693 Report

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>>13343673
>Biggest Dynamite of the year
Pretty meaningless thing to say on what, the sixth Dynamite of the year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:05:56 No.13345699 Report

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>>13345659
Riho has a like 5 matches a year. I guarantee 98% of rhe AEW dressing room does not care about the former booker of Stardom lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:09:32 No.13345743 Report

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>>13344173
>if I were tony I would just remove the current bookers
So remove himself?
Also FTR are no draw fags I'd dump em so they can wrestle in flea markets following Cash serving his jail time for threatening people with guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:10:49 No.13345763 Report

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>>13343875
Edge has been great. Fuck off lmao. Mark Henry is also a king backstage

FTR dont draw so it wouldnt be worth fighting for them if they start bitching again. The two Jannetys of HoB (black and cuck) do indeed need to go, and hopefully take Miro with them.

Also if Starks wants to go Tony needs to get rid of him. All hes doing is holding back big bill. Theyve given him so much screen time and he couldnt draw a cold bath

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:30:00 No.13345954 Report

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>>13345699
I accept your concession, Goalpost-kun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:30:48 No.13345958 Report

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Well at least they're having fun

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:32:14 No.13345971 Report

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>>13345763
Tony seems to attack every AEW detractor except for Cornette. They may not see eye-to-eye, but bringing him in to manage FTR for like a short feud would be hilairious and kino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:34:02 No.13345985 Report

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>>13343673
>A couple of people
He could have just said Tiny and Jericho told him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:36:28 No.13346008 Report

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>>13345985
Meltzer reported on low locker room morale a couple years ago. Why choose to only believe one of those and not the other?

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Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:36:49 No.13346010 Report

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>>13343673
Tony for President

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:39:43 No.13346038 Report

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>>13345743
Yeah tony should remove himself because he is a shit Booker that is the number one cause of their failure to become real competition to the WWE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:39:51 No.13346041 Report

Quoted By: >>13346122 >>13346153

Needs to get rid of the rest of the crying twitter fags like Danhausen, Miro, Buddy, Malakai and Ricky Starks (im probably missing someone here) and things are gonna start picking up. The product is already greatly improving compared to that absolute dimeless 2023 era.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:42:04 No.13346062 Report

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>>13346008
Where did I say anything about not believing him esl-kun. He is just unsubtle in everything he does. Like the shit you mentioned obvously came out of the Young Cucks mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:43:29 No.13346078 Report

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>>13343673
>According to Dave Meltzer

So complete bullshit then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:46:23 No.13346122 Report

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>>13346041
having just watched most of the shows from 2023 since I fucked off from wrestling last year, to me the biggest issues aside from punk were JAS and Best Friends/OC, just the sheer amount of time they got on almost every show and how little of it was even remotely watchable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 17:49:00 No.13346153 Report

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>>13346041
>things will start picking up
Because the low ratings will surely increase if we get rid of guys who aren’t on tv that much like buddy and Malakai.
Yes we still have guys like Daniel Garcia killing the ratings but it’s ok. We need more scapegoats since punk is gone.

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