>>13351182Smackdown's first match would be Nyla Rose vs Sonny Kiss in a exploding barbed wire death match. Nyla drinks Sonny's blood.
TK's live tweets during the match, "Slop it up e-drones!"
Jack Perry drives a beer truck through real glass and hoses Punk down in Busch heavy. Punk cries and injures himself, he's out for 2 years. The Rock turns again and supports all liberal left social issues openly as TK's nee spokesmen. Everyone else associated with Vince is charged with felonies by the feds. Smackdown has a 5 minute overrun of WWE's lawsuits scrolling on screen.