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that line never made any sense at all. box with god? huh?
aren't Rock's arms longer than Punk's anyway?
he just says any stupid shit and reddit eats it up
his promos are dumber than ultimate warrior's and hulk hogan's

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:56:37 No.13369664 Report

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>>13369622
>you are
>to
GMS

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:57:17 No.13369670 Report

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>>13369622
>Luckily my legs are longer

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:57:23 No.13369671 Report

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>>13369648
Phil is the GOAT promo retard

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:57:31 No.13369673 Report

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>>13369622
But punk is an atheist

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:58:16 No.13369684 Report

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>>13369648
it might be the single stupidest line ever said in a wrestling promo. it's like he doesn't even think before he speaks and just blurts out random shit off the top of his head
>>13369644
even comics don't have dialogue that bad at least not any i've read
although apparently they've let punk write a few so I guess standards have dropped over there

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 04:58:54 No.13369695 Report

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>>13369671
I didn't deny that like I said that line was kino but Rock's arms are MASSIVE compared to Phil.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:00:04 No.13369707 Report

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>>13369644
It was from a negro musical from the 70s and used about a dozen times in rap music before punk used it

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:03:46 No.13369751 Report

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>>13369707
he's influenced by rap? that explains everything
no wonder he's a braindead retard

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:07:38 No.13369791 Report

Quoted By: >>13369872 >>13369907

>>13369695
>I didn't deny that like I said that line was kino but Rock's arms are MASSIVE compared to Phil.
Are piggiEs so stupid they think that he was talking about his literal arm length?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:14:34 No.13369850 Report

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>>13369670
3 years training to look like jackass kek

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:16:46 No.13369872 Report

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>>13369791
Yes, metaphor is beyond them. They sadly can't tell you how they'd would've felt if they didn't eat breakfast this morning.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:16:55 No.13369875 Report

Quoted By: >>13369896 >>13370054

how would anyone's arms be long enough to reach "heaven"?
what the fuck is he talking about?
also isn't he supposed to be an atheist? why did he invoke god?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:17:31 No.13369879 Report

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>>13369622
S I R
I
R

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:17:56 No.13369881 Report

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since when does god box anyway?
>>13369872
it's a retarded fucking metaphor and you're a moron

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:19:26 No.13369896 Report

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>>13369881
You don't even know what a metaphor is.
>>13369875
>>13369881
Unironically low IQ and also worked

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:20:37 No.13369904 Report

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>>13369622
Rock was right when he told Phil he looked like a crackhead. Dude looked terrible

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:21:01 No.13369907 Report

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>>13369791
They really are and they're now doubling down in rage because they're realizing they've embarrassed themselves again
This is like wolfie thinking "belie" is a typo
What a pack of uneducated buck tooth trailer trash

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:21:27 No.13369910 Report

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ITT marks get worked by a heel promo

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:21:31 No.13369912 Report

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Phils 10+ year old promo where he quoted a rap song is working /pw/ in 2024. This is pathetic

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:24:02 No.13369929 Report

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Interesting

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:24:03 No.13369930 Report

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>>13369648
If Phil was taller than Dwayne it might've actually stung. And if he was blasting as much gear

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:24:53 No.13369936 Report

Quoted By: >>13369970 >>13370142

>>13369622
>line is supposed to make Phil look like a delusional heel
>/pw/eddit gets worked by it a decade later
promos good

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:28:35 No.13369970 Report

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>>13369936
>delusion heel

Was he ? He was begging to Austin for a match that time, just to make himself look believable Tough guy hell he even went to UFC to prove everyone wrong.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:38:15 No.13370043 Report

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>>13369970
You’re such a mark lmao

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:39:34 No.13370054 Report

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>>13369875
I bet you also believe he's straight edge and only drinks Pepsi in bars.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:49:58 No.13370142 Report

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>>13369936
this

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 05:51:37 No.13370156 Report

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>>13370054
>he's straight edge and only drinks Pepsi in bars.
But he is.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 06:01:41 No.13370249 Report

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You're arms are to short to box with god

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Anonymous Sun 11 Feb 2024 06:16:38 No.13370385 Report

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>>13370249
Was he crying KWAB.

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