Okay Cody, so here's the thing, you resigned and we're going to treat you well
>I NEED TO LOOK DOMINANT! ENTER ME AT #30 IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE TO OUTSHINE GUNTHER WHO CAME IN FIRST BY ELIMINATING JUST AS MANY MEN AS HE DID BUT ALSO WIN THE THING ITSELF
Okay, you get that, here's your Wrestlemania main event, we wanted Rock vs. Roman but here you go
>B-BUT MY STORY, I NEED TO LOOK COOL AND STRONG! I HAVE TO WIN
Listen Cody, we've been working on this story for years and can't end it here yet, we'll build you up really well over the course of the year
>OKAY THEN I HAVE TO WIN EVERY SINGLE MATCH AND WIN A LONG FEUD WITH BROCK SO I CAN LOOK COOL AND STRONG I ALSO CAN NEVER LOSE BY THE WAY!!
Fine, you want it, you got it. It's kind of bad for our other talent but we did promise to make you look good. We also made a new title just for yo-
>NO NO NO I DON'T WANT THAT ONE IT HAS TO BE ROMAN'S TITLE! IT NEEDS TO BE BECAUSE I WILL CONTINUOUSLY PUSH MY STORY!!!
God dammit Cody, fine. You'll get the belt at some point but we've already teased Rock vs. Roman a few weeks ago so we'll have you win the Royal Rumble but have you win the belt at Summerslam once Rock beats Roma-
>NO NO NO NO NO!!! I WILL POINT AT ROMAN AFTER I WIN AND I HAVE TO WIN IT AGAINST ROMAN AT WRESTLEMANIA, NOWHERE ELSE!!! MY STORY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE BLOODLINE STORY YEARS IN THE MAKING!!!!!

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