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>Roman vs. The Rock
>It's a cool match, insert [I'M THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE ANOA'I FAMILY DRAMA HERE]
>Roman is about to defeat the Rock, ref counts, ONE--
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN starts playing
>Hulk Hogan walks out
>the match stops as the two turn to look at Hulk
>"LISTEN HERE BROTHERS, YOU MAY THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE THE WWE CHAMPION, BUT I'M STILL ALIVE, AND THE HULKSTER KNOWS NEITHER OF YOU CAN TAKE ME AND CODY RHODES, ALIVE OR DEAD"
>Hulk takes the Rock out of the equation as Cody Rhodes comes into the forefront and pins Roman, ref counts ONE, TWO, TWO AND A HALF--
>"SORRY BUT THAT FINISH DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER"
>Hogan slams Cody and then pins him, winning the belt
>Hulk basks in his victory
>Terry Bollea is about to cement his hold on wrestling for eternity
>HULKAMANIA IS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE NATION
>Ric Flair walks out and shoots Hulk Hogan in the head, before repeatedly elbow dropping his corpse while shouting WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and grabbing the belt
>Ric Flair is crowned the Undisputed King of Wrestling and goes undefeated in all pro wrestling matches until his death at the age of 148
