>>13483478I would book Brian Cage as Christian Cage's frankenstien monster son Brain Cage. I would immediately become an on screen character. My gimmick: nepobaby cokehead toy-collector.
Smackdown 6 style booking
>Christian Cage>Hangman>Darby>Ricky Starks>Okada>Sammy Guevara>KennyPermanent feud between Samoa Joe, MJF, Moxley, and Mark Briscoe.
Put Jay Lethal and John Morrison in a tag team.
Have Darby, Sting, and Miro team up as the Mass Shooter Express to take down the House of Black once and for all, and I guess build them up before that. After that's done make Malakai and Brody King sit out the rest of their contracts at home. Keep Buddy. You can do something with him.
Tell Eddie to work out his fucking shoulders. He can be a fat slop, but he needs some shoulder mass to look like a real tough guy. Also tell him to cut out the shitty chops. Hammer them in and make them look good, or don't do them here.
Get Keith Lee to lean into his eloquent hyperbolic way of speaking.
Fire the Hardys.
Fire Don Callis.
Fire Orange Cassidy.
I'd probably fire a lot of other people and most of the women's division.
