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Listen up, folks, it's me, the main event, the heavyweight champion of the world, Donald "The Conqueror" Trump! And let me tell you, tonight is gonna be huge, it's gonna be tremendous, because I'm stepping into the ring with little Danny Bryan. Now, Danny, I've seen guys with bigger hands than you, believe me.
You come out here with your scraggly beard and your eco-friendly lifestyle, thinking you can take on the champ? Ha! You're like a little puppy trying to wrestle a lion. But hey, I admire your spunk, kid. Maybe one day you'll make it in the big leagues. But tonight, you're stepping into my ring, and I don't play nice.
I've been winning matches since before you were wearing hemp sandals, Danny boy. I'm like Hulk Hogan, The Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin rolled into one. I'm a wrestling legend, a real American hero, and tonight, I'm gonna show you what it means to be a winner.
So get ready, Danny, because tonight, you're gonna feel the full force of the Trump Train! I'm gonna body slam you so hard, they'll feel it in China. And when I'm done with you, you'll be begging for mercy, crying like a little baby. Because in this ring, there's only room for one champion, and that's me, Donald "The Conqueror" Trump!
