Why is Jericho such a pussy?

"I've never been hit before with a fluorescent light tube. When that got me, I don't know what it was. It just smashed over my head but something dislodged in my head. I was really not feeling good afterwards. I remember I didn't want to hang out with anybody. I didn't want to do anything. I just wanted to kind of just go in my room and chill, but I didn't want to go to sleep because I was scared I had a concussion. It's probably my favorite deathmatch that I've ever had. I'll probably never take a fluorescent light tube to the head again, and by the way, we made it safe. We took out the phosphorus and put baking powder in there.”