itt: wrestlers actually finishing their stories
I’ll start
“BAH GAWD, KING, THE BLUE BLAZER JUST DESCENDED SAFELY ALL THE WAY FROM THE ROOF AND NOW HE’S READY TO TAKE ON ANYBODY!”
“OH MY GOSH, JR, THAT WAS SUCH A WILD MOVE! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD’VE HAPPENED IF THE BLUE BLAZER’S HARNESS HAD FAILED!”