>>13505954everything above 6.5 and 5inch circumference is a waste for anything but size queens that get off on thought but still bitch and complain about the hurt if you go all the way in.
my buddy had a monster dick. i mean like baby's forearm flaccid big. this thing was the envy of the goddamn locker room and his nickname was godzilla. pronounce go-jeera, because we're proper nerds. 10-11 inches hard, easy.
every story this dude had about fucking was sad. he can only go half in, he cant slam or pound when he's cumming, blowjobs and handjobs sucked because women refuse to practice. hoodrats would chase him like a freakshow. shit was heartbreaking. this one girl he really liked laughed at how big he was after unzipping him and blueballed him. he never told me that story, but the cunt that broke his heart did, so i broke hers. he ended up marrying a super fat pig just because she was used to taking supersized sex toys.
he's happy, and she's lost most of the weight cuz he's big on carb free and keto and does most of the cooking. but it's a cautionary tail to be happy with what you have, anyway.
on a good day i'm MAYBE 6 inches and even i bottom out in most positions and get yelled at for hurting girls. i cant imagine the annoyance of my dick never even approaching all the way in.
