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GIMME A FUCKING CALC
>Samoa Dwayne says he stole one Snickers bar a day for "almost a year" when that punk was 14
>his mom crapped him out on May 2nd, 1972, so he would be 14 from the period of May 2, 1986 to May 2, 1987
>not counting weekends, that works out to 179 and a HALF school days, if you count half days
>but half days are still days, even though they're not normal, so you got 180 days of school AT BEST to steal Snickers bars
>so you take your 180 days, and multiply them by 1 Snickers bar your fat ass stole each day, and you got 180 stolen Snickers bars at an average price of 40 cents
>but then you add inflation to the mix, and your chocolate debt owing drastic go up
>see, 40 cents in 1985 works out to one dollar and seventeen cents today, at an inflation rate of 2.30% a year for a total of 111.80%
>so 180 Snickers bars in 1985 would cost $210.48 today - almost a hundred Snickers bars
>but Samoa Dwayne KNOWS he's not gonna eat those, and he's not even gonna try, so all he's doing is depriving the store of inventory they could have sold had he just given them the money
>Señor DWAYNE...
>THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
