>>13513893Chris Benoit really hates ice. Ice crippled his knees when he fell on it over and over again during hockey practice.
Spent his whole wrestling career crippling other people so they would know the shame.
He was ice cold about it. An ice cold killer.
2 Cold Scorpio however is too cold. He's as cold as ice.
He is not easily intimidated by Chris's icebreaking suplexes.
There's another problem. Scorpio is a prototype flippy shitter. Prototype, because he inadvertently performed real wrestling moved as well. But an inspiration for every flippy shitter to come.
Third problem. Scorpio is black. Black ice is very dangerous on roads at night. Chris Benoit hates ice.
This it became inevitable that the Crippler and the Flash Funkster would face off on TV.
