>>13547164Goku could've clobbered Cell too.
He's just that nice of a babyface that he'll let the underneath talent take the title shot.
Little did Goku know the underneath talent didn't wanna fight. "I'm not the main event, I'm just the hero's son, I'm the nepotist booking, I'll never rest my head on Bulma's pussy thinking it's a bad pillow, I'll never extinguish a blazing inferno with a cold kamehameha, I can't even regenerate limbs like mister Pat Piccoloson... and my balls are inert."
Gohan watched his entire family and all of his friends get choked and broken down by Cell's stable of heel midgets, midgets which Cell had literally just shat out of his needle-nosed ass.
Nothing could make this fucking useless jobber give a shit.
Until at last, Android 16 was decapitated and cut the single best promo in the history of the DBZ territory on Gohan.
>"Gohan, you need to fight Cell. He will rape and torture and main everything you love just to spite you, and then he'll rape you too.">"If you don't fight him, you're a fucking faggot Gohan. All the birds will be dead. All the dinosaurs will be dead. All the civilians will be dead. Bulma's fat mommy milkers will be de-" *SQUISH"That's what it took for Gohan to snap and unleash his inner autism.
His fucking fap machine from the previous three days got destroyed by Cell.
There's good reason Gohan fucking sucks in DBZ.
He's hikkikomori. He's a closeted shut-in coward weakling who's never seen a girl let alone touched one, and the whole reason he's so obscenely powerful is so shoot hikkikomori can feel better about themselves and have hope that one day they too will fuck Videl through utter incompetence.
