So I'm flipping through channels, right? And I stumble upon AEW, and there's these dames in the ring, swinging around like they're auditioning for goddamn Spider-Woman. I'm thinking, "What the fuck is this, WrestleMania or the goddamn circus?"

I mean, they're flying around like it's a fucking trapeze act! And I'm sitting there, scratching my head, thinking, "Where's the wrestling, ladies? I didn't tune in to see you do gymnastics; I tuned in for some goddamn body slams!"

These gals are more interested in flaunting their tits and ass than actually wrestling! They're out there doing cartwheels and shit while the audience is screaming, "Where's the fucking action?" It's like watching a bunch of horny gymnasts trying to get a gold medal in seduction! Ohhh! Dice likes his women with a little less aerial artistry and a little more ground and pound!