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>>13580502
I would do a George Lincoln Rockwell gimmick, where I team with a black Nation of Islam member to combat ZOG. Kind of like Bradshaw/Farooq.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 22:19:10 No.13580598 Report

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>>13580540
yes it is

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 22:19:35 No.13580601 Report

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>>13580584
Which wrestler would represent ZOG?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 22:20:23 No.13580610 Report

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Computer hacker who fucks with the lights all night and posts revealing pictures of enemies in their private lives.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 22:20:58 No.13580613 Report

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fat guy enforcer for a nonce hunting stable

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 22:21:59 No.13580621 Report

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>>13580601
Me. He's going to have to face Cum, and what are you going to do when Cum comes for you?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2024 23:18:33 No.13581085 Report

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>>13580621
>not saying WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I CUM ON YOU
Come in m8

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 00:32:58 No.13581790 Report

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>>13580584
Sounds like a dimes faction

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 00:39:36 No.13581848 Report

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>>13580502
A Wigger
and i mean full on white guy who thinks he's black and in is complete denial of being white and spams the N word every 10 seconds.
id claim racism on every thing
If i lost a match it would be because of racism
Id steal all kinds of shit, like I'd never win the world championship id just steal the belt and say i won it
call every white wrestler a cracker ass bitch
My opening promo would always be
>Yo where all da white woman at!

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 00:55:48 No.13581977 Report

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>>13580502
I'd just rehash the American Badass Taker so the WWE will buy me new bikes.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 00:57:24 No.13581994 Report

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I'd be a /pw/ shitposter. Planet retard would be my catchphrase to the point where I'm billed as "hailing from planet retard."

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 02:05:21 No.13582902 Report

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>>13581994
>respond to every promo with "huh what you mean" or "nah that's you"
absolute gigadimes

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 02:46:31 No.13583549 Report

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>>13580502
A clown that says "Ladies and gentlemen . . . I'm about to ding-dong diddly say it." then I scream a slur out appropriate to my opponents or just the nigger-word

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 02:48:00 No.13583571 Report

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>>13581994
>>13582902
this would get super over
there's nothing wrestling fans bust harder for than a good catchphrase

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 02:49:58 No.13583588 Report

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>>13580502
Respected citizen with a good looking family, well off, good job, but also shitposts on 4chan daily as per tradition since circa 2004.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:04:40 No.13583788 Report

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>>13581994
>>13582902
PLA-NET RE-TARD *clapclapclap*
PLA-NET RE-TARD *clapclapclap*
PLA-NET RE-TARD *clapclapclap*

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:07:32 No.13583818 Report

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I'm not a trained wrestler, so my gimmick is I'm the strongest man in the universe.
I just no-sell everything and beat my opponents with one shoot punch

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:08:52 No.13583834 Report

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my nxt name is Oba Femboy : )

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:11:51 No.13583874 Report

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>>13583834
post bussy

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:21:04 No.13583959 Report

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>>13580502
I'd be a Vietnam vet and attack any asians I see. After massive crowd support, I'd team up with Srg. Slaughter and Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs The Orient Express (Sato, Kano, and Tanaka) @ SummerSlam. The match ends with a live in ring execution of those vietcong bastards! Mr. Fugi gonna catch a bullet too.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 03:31:00 No.13584063 Report

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an obese southern eating gimmick. I come out in overalls barefoot and always have a bag of slop with me. I mostly win matches by cheating, throwing salted fries into the jobbers eyes. My theme song is a mashup of farts, burps and puking. Entire booth remarks on how inbred I look and terrible I smell. Always in backstage segments trying to molest or jerk off near divas while eating huge pieces of cornbread and brapping up a storm.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 06:18:17 No.13585179 Report

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>>13584063
We asked for a gimmick not your life story

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 06:27:43 No.13585246 Report

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No one is quite sure when I arrived, and nobody knows why I came here, but one thing is for certain, no one knows when I'll leave.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 06:28:49 No.13585252 Report

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>>13580502
I'd slime all the female wrestlers.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 06:31:12 No.13585273 Report

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>>13583959
>ends with a German run in for a massive riot

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 07:52:01 No.13585661 Report

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I have severe depression and anxiety
My catchphrase is "yeah, i don't know, whatever dude" and walking away
For my finisher, I try to get my opponent up for a fireman's carry, and when I fail I give up and leave. It's called the TISA (this is stupid anyway)

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 07:56:19 No.13585677 Report

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>>13580502
White Canadian who speaks in Jamaican Patois

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 08:04:22 No.13585704 Report

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I'm a goblin that lives in the bathroom and stalks the backstage area for food and to steal women's clothes
I'm not officially signed in kayfabe, so when I want to challenge someone I just write their name on the wall with my own shit a week before I attack them

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 10:05:22 No.13586135 Report

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>>13580502
chickenshit detective gimmick where I use the excuse of trying to stop/prevent crimes (run-ins, group beatdowns ect.) as an excuse to get out of matches and avoid having to do anything physically taxing. When I start losing a match I pull a loaded gun out of my boot and shoot my opponent, claiming they had a knife on them. I also have multiple fat policeman henchman.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 10:34:57 No.13586204 Report

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>>13580502
dusty all the way, brother

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