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If you can't hang with Cena on the mic, you're not ready. It's simple.

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:18:59 No.13588258 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:21:07 No.13588288 Report

Quoted By: >>13588305

>>13588258
This was the best promo of the year
Cena didn't come right out and say "You are a charisma vacuum who takes steroids and have gay porn on the internet which could be a PR disaster, this is your ceiling, enjoy while it lasts"
He used the kid gloves on this homo and smarks still threw a hissy fit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:21:26 No.13588291 Report

Quoted By: >>13588334

>>13588258
wrestling is better when there are gatekeepers like Cena

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:23:20 No.13588305 Report

Quoted By: >>13589645

>>13588288
>Gay Porn
links or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:23:23 No.13588306 Report

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>>13588258
If you can't hang with Cena in his private tour bus, you're not ready. It's simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:26:24 No.13588334 Report

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>>13588291
Agreed. Just look at Cody in AEW. He was the gatekeeper there during his reign of terror in TNT title division. The show overall was better because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:29:02 No.13588360 Report

Quoted By: >>13588385

>>13588258
>get handed a mediocre script and told to use it on Cena
>Cena gets no script at all and buries you 12 feet deep because he knows he's doing the job but still wants to make sure you don't benefit at all from it
Damn kid sorry I guess you're not ready

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:30:14 No.13588371 Report

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>>13588258
This was Rock's role when he was the top guy. If you could survive a Rock burial, then you were gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:31:06 No.13588385 Report

Quoted By: >>13588403 >>13589606

>>13588360
Actors can turn shit into gold if they try hard enough; why can't wrestlers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 16:33:03 No.13588403 Report

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>>13588385
Can't make anything with runny, slightly red-ish shit like a WWE script

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 17:09:15 No.13588747 Report

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>>13588258
Then why hasn't LA Knight gotten shit when he got endorsement from Cena like 6 months ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 17:40:09 No.13589082 Report

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There's talking shit and then there's fourth wall breaking burials that make you look like a geek for trying to respond to. Cena does the latter too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:14:25 No.13589464 Report

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>>13588258
John takes his feuds out of kayfabe. It’s not really fair or sensical. The Rock feud was just John seething at Dwayne. He didn’t make the feud about wrestling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:25:25 No.13589556 Report

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>>13588258
Anyone going up against Cena sticks to their script

Cena says whatever he wants

Can't fight a guy with a shotgun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:26:46 No.13589567 Report

Quoted By: >>13589630

>>13588258
David who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:28:04 No.13589579 Report

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>>13589556
What could Theory possible say to Cena
>Ummmmmmmm you're old and you've made 100x more money than I have and your house is a lot bigger than mine and you've slept with more women than me!!! Haha loser loser loser!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:28:30 No.13589580 Report

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>>13588258
Everyone going against Cena has a handicap, since Cena basically relies on going off script and breaking the rules (mentioning piped in cheers, or calling out Rock for writing his promo on his wrist)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:28:49 No.13589587 Report

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>>13588747
Paul is playing the long game....with this 41 year old. Maybe he'll get the US belt by the time he's 47

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:29:03 No.13589590 Report

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>>13589579
Say something about China and call Cena a stupid faggot. Huge pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:30:27 No.13589598 Report

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>>13588258
>reigns turned it into motivation.
What actually happened was Reigns still wasn’t over was even less over after this feud and required a pandemic influenced global shutdown, months away from the company, and an entire gimmick change where the best mic worker in the industry gets to talk for him 80% of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:30:36 No.13589600 Report

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now that the dust has settled, was this promo seething jealous at theory being vince's new boipussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:31:03 No.13589606 Report

Quoted By: >>13589620

>>13588385
Actors generally read scripts written by talented writers, not scat-brained gooner geriatrics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:31:56 No.13589614 Report

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>>13588258
>if you can't hang with Cena in a promo battle then you won't make it
>...also Cena is allowed to shoot but you HAVE to maintain kayfabe haha best of luck :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:32:29 No.13589620 Report

Quoted By: >>13589648

>>13589606
This is why Roman needs to be acknowledged more
"Sufferin succotash" could have come from only one source

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:33:19 No.13589630 Report

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>>13589567
David D. Davidson

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Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:34:11 No.13589639 Report

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>>13588258
>"hey anon youve got a promo with cena tonight, hes gonna shoot on you but just stick to the script ok :)"
>*script starts with "sufferin succotash"*
>yfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:34:36 No.13589642 Report

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>>13588258
>I understand why people are saying it, but I'm saying you've got it all right.
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:34:51 No.13589645 Report

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>>13588305
Not porn but leaks of him doing zesty ass stuff and sucking his own finger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:35:20 No.13589648 Report

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>>13589620
>>13589639
Synchronicity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Feb 2024 18:36:49 No.13589665 Report

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>>13588371
Nothing will ever beat
>I just wont king of the ring but everyone still thinks I absolutely suck

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