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10 Reasons why Maxxine Dupri is Better than Undertaker

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Alright so first of all, this is not a troll post or a fake list, this is strictly breaking down the positives of Maxxine's WWE character compared to Undertaker. Let's check it out:
1) Sex appeal (I prefer looking at her than Taker's ugly biker mug or zombie mortician)
2) Better manager (She played a convincing fashion model valet & was the star of Maximum Models, then the cheerleader valet of Alpha Academy, while Taker had a one-dimensional fat, shrill-voiced Uncle Fester)
3) better comedy actress (Taker can't do comedy if his life depended on it)
4) stronger work ethic (Despite being called up prematurely, she wants to keep improving while Taker coasted in the 90s & only had good matches in the late 2000s)
5) better entrance (Taker's bloated entrance took way too long & put people to sleep, while Maxxine is straight to the point & full of confident swagger)
6) better theme music (her music is fitting, very jubilant & triumphant while Taker's gong-piano crap is droning & cheesy Halloween stock)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ8WBUeoSnM
7) poster girl material (She has the "it" look you can put on promo like posters, video game covers, flyers, magazines, while Taker looks like a generic, bearded creepazoid)
8) cuts better promos (She can talk without stumbling or sounding awkward, while Taker sounds like a southern redneck who is trying to come off spooky or tryhard badass)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNjbYMpUnrA
9) close friends with Tiffany Stratton (imagine the things they did together, while Taker can only pull Michelle McCool because of his money/sugar daddy status)
10) BBC queen (loves the big black tip, you can totally see her in 'Blacked' videos while Taker is too racist to date black girls)