>>13601376We won again, AEWbros!!
We just CANNOT STOP WINNING, for fuck's sake. Even as an AEW chad, this is getting tiring at this point. Can we ever just STOP WINNING?!!
>We won Ospreay. >We won Mercedes. >We won Okada. >We won the war of Elimination chamber vs All In Wembley (52k vs 81k)>We won Sting's retirement arc>We won WON 2024 best weeky television show>We won numerous other WON awards>We won a new WBD tv dealand the year is only entering its third month!!!
2024 is shaping up to be AEW's BEST YEAR and I'm here for it, bros. So excited.
Meanwhile, let's look what's happening in the fed
>E-drones outed as poorfags>Vince is the KWABOTY >Failed Wrestlemania main event with Dwaynetty>Triple Nose is soon losing his job and his marriage>Brocketty got cancelled>Punkster got injured (again lmao) and completely shat up Wrestlemania plans>CAWdy has flopped>Slopdown is getting cancelled>RAM sucks won the worst weekly television show award >Fed is broke and has to resort to hiring shitters like Shawn Spears and Tama TongaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS IT'S NOT EVEN A COMPETITION AT THIS POINT!!! 2 MONTHS IN AND WE ALREADY WON!!!
