>>13613875This nigga think Netflix and chill mean catching up on his cartoons. This nigga think getting cozy mean puttin' his pjs on. This nigga thinks opening that man face up means moisturizing. This nigga think the word 'watch' mean lounge. This nigga think sleeping over means a couple games of poker and a pizza with his crush.
This nigga thinks gym means 100 pushups in three sets. This nigga thinks 30 minutes of boxing means we can go four rounds. This nigga think chlamydia means having consensual oral sex without a rubber and a chat with some dude in the bathroom. This nigga think muthafuckas call it sickness when it's a STD.
This nigga think sex means a night of making out that starts in the car and ends in his bed. This nigga think intercourse means lying on his back and staring up at his ceiling because he's a mothafucka. This nigga think his yeast infection means he had a boo, and even though it was an accident, it was worth it. This nigga think herpes means it's his damn pussy and he's too tough to see a doctor. This nigga think gonorrhea means his butt cheeks are loose and his dick is too hard. This nigga think hives means he can't have sex right now and that's a negative. This nigga think measles means he can still rock his Fendi slides.
