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Could I make it in the WWE, bros? Give me a wrestling name!

Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:17:17 No.13639793 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:19:57 No.13639820 Report

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Alright kid I've got a program for you
Your name is Freddy and you're just a guy from Jersey
Your job is to make sure all the dinnerware in catering is laid out before the talent arrives to the arena

Fair-minded anon !!Ht/oMGOvLa3

Fair-minded anon !!Ht/oMGOvLa3 Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:21:13 No.13639839 Report

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>>13639793
Shades of CM Punk's physique

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:23:53 No.13639865 Report

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Gotta lose the glasses and get a clue if you wanna make it in the big leagues, jack.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:25:45 No.13639885 Report

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>>13639793
Ditch the glasses and get on the gear pal

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:26:38 No.13639892 Report

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>>13639793
the clueless

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:29:39 No.13639929 Report

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>>13639793
From the thumbnail I really thought you had your erect cock sticking out of your pants against your belly. Anyways, I've got a couple ideas for you:
>Dino Geno
You're a flashy Italian American dweeb.
>Charles Udd
You hate black people.
>Freddy Jersey
You're just a guy from Jersey.
>Crumbo
You mumble to yourself, speak in the third person, and have autistic outbursts all the time. You could wear face paint or a mask.
>Bobby Slobby
Modern day Nasty Boys
>Ping Chong Jr
Tan up a little and pretend to be Asian.
>Garson Tate
Your parents are rich. You went to college.
>"Demented" David Dahmer
Backyard wrestler. Blade every match. Do a light tube sodomization spot once.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:29:43 No.13639931 Report

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Your name is "Nunzilver" and you will have be a half jewish half italian loan shark. Everytime somebody takes money from you, you get a much bigger guy like Omos or Strowman to beat the crap outta them. Then when they go "please, nunzilver, i got ya money, just wait till next week!" you look at them and go "FUGGEDABBOUT IT, OY VEY!" then kick them in the dick.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:30:34 No.13639942 Report

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Ignore what everyone else has said here, you're a perfect fit for AEW. Grow out your hair and get laser eye surgery first, then we got a program for you as Adam Cole's tag partner. You two are gonna be known as the New Age Rockers. You're gonna have to lose the cross and other right wing memorabilia as well though, instead we'll have you two go out every week dressed in different colored gear inspired by LGBTQIA++ flags (e.g. one week it'll be the transgender flag, another week it'll be the non binary flag etc.) which is sure to immediately get you over with the AEW crowd. There's big things waiting for you in the world of professional wrestling, kid. If you work hard enough you just might end up being the Michaels of the duo.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:31:45 No.13639958 Report

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>>13639793
Commander Dunkan.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Mar 2024 23:31:52 No.13639963 Report

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>>13639793
>Billions must mark

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 01:10:10 No.13641481 Report

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>>13639793
Some more names for you:
>Joey Fazzoli
>Julius Feast
>Chicken Jones
>Dwight Blight
>Eric Burger
>Tony Cohen
>Lester Childs
>Jimmy Jannetty
>Nate Pastry
>Jean Mild

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 01:11:06 No.13641496 Report

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>>13639793
Sup Tony, shaving isnt fooling anyone

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Anonymous Mon 04 Mar 2024 02:38:52 No.13643365 Report

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based prominent /lgbt/ poster fair minded faggot

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