>>13649031i got a massive dumpy. the kind that if the guys on /pw/ saw they'd be making 92 posts of me or calling me zesty. its just the way im built.
anyway, i find it tough to get all the shit splattered on my cheeks, so when i'm about to get out of the shower i just stick my hand back there and give it the ol credit card.
it's incredible how the water turns a murky brown, yet it's still shiny from my soap. then i feel lighter, happier, and i know that i don't smell so much like shit.
i've thought about getting a bidet, but i just don't think it'd work with all my junk in the trunk. i mean i'd have to spread out like mandy muse to get it all up in there namsayin?
