Kek, Trump winning will complete one of the greatest storylines in American history.
>everyone hates him, claims sky will fall if he's elected
>he wins
>America finally starts getting great again: low gas prices, way fewer illegals, no more wars, wokeness getting kicked in the ass, China getting kicked in the ass finally
>sky isn't falling, media is pissssssed
>media shits on Trump daily for things like two scoops, sneezing, saying mean (hilarious) things) to make up for it
>China hits back at Trump's anti-CCP policies by leaking the coronavirus "accidentally" from the lab
>liberal media sees the opportunity: Trump will win again if they don't make the most of this situation
>tell everyone Trump said to drink bleach (he didn't), and act like the sky is falling and everyone will die if they don't stay inside, listen to the SCIENCE, and avoid people and wear masks for two years (or else!)
>this despite one month in the science showing that 95% of deaths were people 70+ or morbidly obese fatasses or people with health conditions
>but EVERYONE must stay inside and wear masks - definitely don't give N95 masks to the few million most vulnerable and let everyone else live their lives, Trump might win again!
>Biden stays in basement, media covers for him, wins
>finally, an adult in the room!
>immediately gas prices soar, border crossings at record levels, war breaks out everywhere, crime starts rising
>more deaths from COVID than under Trump, yet Biden takes credit for the vaccine that Trump made (shut up anti-vax fags, Trump gave us the option to take it, he didn't make you)
>everyone starts to miss Trump
>Biden does everything possible to shut Trump out: lawsuits (conveniently timed to be close to the election), shit-flinging, etc.
>Trump only getting popular
>Trump wins again in 2024
>wokefags they/them lgbtq faggot tranny numale beta cucks in SHAMBLES
>Trump goes down in history as one of the greatest presidents of all time
>neocon/neolib policies gone for good
