>get called into HR
>"anon, do you know why you were called here?"
>"you tell me"
>"well apparently you've been watching pirated streams with very offensive language to some of your coworkers during office hours-"
>"worked"
>"what was that, anon?"
>"huh what you mean?"
> "well I mean, is this thing about the streams true?"
> "afraid so"
> "well lets just keep that kind of content at home, okay?" And offers his hand for a handshake
>*look down at his hand, look to the left, look to the right, dramatic pause*
>*Shake his hand*
>"sure."
